trampoline retardedness

bigkicker

bigkicker

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WTF? 2 years ago i could do any trick on a tramp big and smooth. Now I do bad flairs when I try loops and fly off when i do corks. It's pissing me off. Anybody else lose tricks on a tramp?

oh yeah this is when I could actually jump on a tramp 2 years ago:

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www.freesledding.homestead.com
 
i used to be able to do backs but now im fucked...nice pic

Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is

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theres a problem with that picture, there is snow on the ground and your not collecting it and making a rail. and you have a slight slope in your yard too. whats wrong with you man?

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
how the fuck you get that high, my tramp springs are fucked up after one year.

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thats not even that high buddy^, but if u havnt practiced in a while, the best thing to do is start, and just work on the basics, like spinning good, and then just relearn shit

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you gots to jump and then pull your trick dont try to pull your trick before it its like popping off a lip then you iniate your rotation

 
one question...how do you cross the springs! we tried for 10 minutes to cross just one pair and couldnt pull them back to the hook thing. Its impossible.

 
use a hammer or pliars or something if you are to weak. Or get your mom to help

www.freesledding.homestead.com
 
wityh crossing the springs, is the wide part ( top of the v) facing the tramp or away?

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
yeah do you cross them like this XXXXXX or like this VVVVVVVVVVV im confused on that. if you did it like this VVV i dont see how that would make you go higher cuz then your using half the amount of springs that you would normally use. doin it like this XXX would just stretch the springs out in the long run and fuck them up. i spray wd40 on my springs and keep the rust off and keep one of the back and forth sprinklers goin underneath it. keeps it wet and when its wet you go like at least 2 feet higher on average.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
bigkicker, i've seen so much of your backyard with all the sled stuff and all that i could probably map it out.

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Why?

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what if you mounted a tramp on like long 4x4's over a tramp on the ground and like curled up in a ball and bounced back and fourth like crazy?

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uhh... the sledding takes place at my friends house, I only have a 5ft hill in my backyard good for some rails

www.freesledding.homestead.com
 
phrosty's idea is definitely the best

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god damnit you all are fucking idiots how many times have we gone over this???You just cross your springs like XXXX hence the name cross the springs. If you were supposed to put them in a damn VVVV itd be called v'ing the springs or something. And no it doesnt ruin your springs at all i did it to mine 2 years ago and the springs are still fine. and liek someone else said if you arent strong enough to do it maybe go get your mom or sisters help pussy.

 
ya i lost a backflip and fliped off the tramp 3 times before giving up

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Ok, I got them crosses. It doesnt affect your height as much as it does your pop. It gives you a real good pop to initiate your rotation. I only go about 1 foot higher or so, but now I can easily cork 12, before I could just cork 9. No you dont lose control, and no it doesnt ruin your springs...its really worth it.

 
just wet it down it works the best and is the easiest to do.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
what does 'v' your springs do for you?

Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is

(Gallant)

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
it makes you a better person, but only for a little bit then your self esteem goes down and you turn to drugs

I really don't care about any of you.

 
yeah, you really have to watch out for what phrosty said. And pop and control are really important. But I dont have to worry bout this shit cuz I just go to a tramping club where they have gymnast tramps.

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it stretches the springs more. If you would like the scientific explanation: the amount a spring stretches in a direction proportion to the mass exerted on the spring multiplied by the spring constant, and this relationship is exponential. haha, that was gay, but seriously, in short, the more you stretch the springs, the force goes up exponentially, so feasibly if you maxed out their distance you could jump a good 20' off the mat :D and yeah, I am physics and technology major :P

 
yeah man my brother cant to backs anymore..

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Yeah fronts are easy enough but backs just get a bit freaky for some reason.

Use the tramp predominantly for wakeboarding tricks (more water here in Australia than snow!). I know you can get special wakeboards to practice on tramps with, is there anything similar with skis?

 
whenever i do tricks, i always hafta start on liek one side of the trampoilne cuz i always drift. like with linoclns, i start on one side asnd end up on the other..and sumtimes anone the metal bar..it sux. samehting with frontflips..and even sumtimes with corks

john

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if you want a legitimate answer to your question then go with what Ds91260 said.

He nailed it.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
crossing your springs takes some time, but its a lot better?

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I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.

 
my tramp just like ripped thru and the little ring that goes around the mat had all the stitching torn to hell.

its all cuz i crossed my springs, it helps u go bigger but, after about 4 years ur trampoline is shot.

kingSBlend
 
Wet your tramp if you have a sandy vagina...otherwise, cross your springs. It adds 2-4 feet of extra air depending on how cool you are. It's pretty tough to do, but I just got one of my strong friends to do it for me, since I couldnt do it for shit.

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you lose them but they'll come back after a bit if you lose your confidence go for it anyways what's the worst that could happen?

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Dumb ass, that would just pull the tramp in a circle and end up like it was originally.

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oh, burn...

yea, the springs gotta go /\/\/\/\/\ for it to do anything.....

but you need double the springs to do it that way

or just XXXXXXXXX em, if you dont have an extra 90 somehting springs hanging around

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*Official Skiier*
 
Some company needs to throw down a tramp comp. So people can show their shit. But it shouldnt be judged on how spins or flips but like style and creativity? Fo rizzel my nizzels?

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