Trade: My SWEET Mittens for your USELESS CRAP!

[GeeeF]

I found these mittens in my car and I have no idea who they belong to. I contacted all possible own3rz and no one stepped UP!
So, I want to trade them for some piece of crap you have lying around. A stupid tie, a ridiculous beanie, some pocket lint, a tshirt, your sister's phone number, YOU NAME IT!
Let me know what you've got and the best offer gets these SWEET MITTENS!
Facts about the mittens:Made by Scott USA (America, FUCK YEAH!)They are black so they won't ruin your ninja steeze and the FBI won't be able to track you.They say "primaloft' on the side, so apparently you get entry into a secret Prime Loft apartment space if you buy these (you have to find it on your own, I don't know where it is)I have worn them ZERO times! IE they are virginal.They have a pocket for hand warmers/crackpipes.
Picture! Thumbs up for Mittens!

 

[GratefulDead]

What about the size? Its gotta be on the mitts somewhere.

 

[GeeeF]

GOOD POINT!
They're size LARGE! but they're NOT THAT BIG!
And it says Made in China on the tag, so Scott USA is a bunch of BULLSHIT!

 

[uni-corn]

Trade you an invite to Demoniod? lol

 

[Sir_SkrillALot]

haha if someone wants an invite to demonoid: rate my karma 0/10, pm me for the code. Seriously.

 

[uni-corn]

First thing i could think of lol. I give them out for free anyway haha

 

[GeeeF]

I don't want to become a demon, thanks though guys!
anybody got an old pack of skittles? Or a pack of new socks?

 

[Ski.Ballet]

Either of you wanna pm a code to demonoid? That would be sweet.

 

[salomonskiier12]

Still for trade. How about a sweet pair of socks. They're awesome. Maybe some ffruit too.