Total Ginger Claim....must read!

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telewookie420

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Yo so i was out drinking at the No Name Salloon on Main St. in Park City UTAH, and totally saw THE Johnny Mosley. i mean i've seen tanner, i even enjoy talking shit to the 4bi9 crew, but tonight i was completely star struck, i mean johnny mosely, now i am sure at this point most of you think i am crazy, but i say you are all crazy, J.Mose(that's what his friends call him) is the greatedst skier in history...no no, the greatest thing for skiing since sliced bread, i mean mogul jumps. A 360 iron cross mute, hello? Olympic Champ? Tanner's at least got an XGames Gold, but he aint got shit on 360 iron cross mute (iyeah i saw the chads gap footie...what a poon) but i am sure all you are all wondering where this is going, as we are talking with JM, a goofy fuckin' ginger busts in and says...and i quote "360 iron cross in 98'was sick" what a loser.

 
what you should have done is jumped in front of mr mosely, and screamed at the ginger to go away because you all valued your souls and didnt want to catch gingervitis.

i did this to a ginger at the port o call a few weekends ago, and she was so confused that she talked to her friend for a bit and then came back over towards me, with her body language showing that she was ready to get into it with me about just what is wrong with gingers.

so i hollered at her again to stay away, and made a cross sign with my fingers. i told her that gingervitis is very contagious, it's not my fault she doesn't have a soul but she can't have mine, and that she should stay away. and she did.
 
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