Tosh.o quote thread

[veng_m]

"and for that, we thank you"

your turn ns

 

[Holzsteezy*]

"Theres only one thing better than the worlds cutest cat.

Any dog."

 

[JGWI]

There are few people on this earth that I want to punch in the face more than him.

But this is a good one...

 

[Holzsteezy*]

nevermind, better one:

 

[Titus69]

my buddy from my home mountain, this clip made tosh last year around the olympics

 

[Morty.]

"If I ever want to have sex with a hairy animal, I'll hook up with a junior at the University of Vermont"

 

[.FRY.]

"op needs to shut the fuck up" - something tosh would probably say

 

[dingus]

"Money doesn't buy happiness… Money buys a wave runner, ever see someone mad on one of those," it went something like that I'm too lazy to look up what it actually is

 

[CaptainObvious.]

.....easy Stewart.

 

[Dobber]

"The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood."

 

[Aidan-G]

It's not the show but this bit right will always be great

 

[Chvf]

"Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's a Chromosomal disorder.

 

[ShredAZ]

"And remember. The gold iPhone is for Persians."

 

[robbinJAHood]

her vagina ain't handicapped that's for sure

 

[crotchvent]

nevermind, better one:

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