Tosh.o quote thread

There are few people on this earth that I want to punch in the face more than him.

But this is a good one...

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"If I ever want to have sex with a hairy animal, I'll hook up with a junior at the University of Vermont"
 
"Money doesn't buy happiness… Money buys a wave runner, ever see someone mad on one of those," it went something like that I'm too lazy to look up what it actually is
 
"The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood."
 
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