Toronto Maple Leafs

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as we all know, they are offically the worst team in the leage... try and post some chirps and anything that you know could rip them up, heres a few i've gatherd:

Why cant the leafs decide on a website?

they cant put together three w's

What happens when the leafs win the stanley cup?

you turn off your xbox

What do the Raptors,Argos,Rock,Leafs and Jays have in common?

They're all professional sports teams and none of them can play hockey

Feel free to add any and make the list bigger
 
yeah same, i hope they go for a long time without winning, and its not like they can get a first round draft pick next seaon, they gave that away beautiful....

and its not even cold enough for snow here
 
The man said, "My dog watches all the Maple Leafs games on TV. Everytime they lose, he lies down and cried his eyes out." His friend says, "That's incredible. What does he do when they win?" The man replied, "I don't know, I'll let you know when it actually happens."
 
What do the Leafs and The Titanic have in common?

- They both look good until they hit the ice.

Do you know how many leafs it takes to win the Stanley Cup?

- No? Me neither.

Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?

- It's the only way the Stanley Cup will ever be in Toronto.

Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea?

- Because the Canadiens have all the cups.

Whats the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machince?

- The cigarette machince has PLAYER'S.

and i love it
 
WHY PLAYOFF HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

2. The puck is always hard.

3. Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

4. It lasts a full hour.

5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

6. Your parents cheer when you score.

7. Periods only last 20 minutes.

8. You can count on it at least twice a week.

9. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

10. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.
 
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