Top Ten Christmas Presents - HELP

[Owen.]

Hey NS, I usually don't do this but I'm in a bit of a tight spot... I'm not naturally gifted with humor of this sort, but I'm supposed to write a top-ten christmas present list (funny presents) for my school newspaper and I can't think of jack squat!!!
Help would be appreciated and +++ karma please and thankyou!
Cheers,
Owen

 

[Malcolm]

i-poop. its a poop that i made for you

 

[Sean...M]

shamwow

 

[Billek]

Yes

 

[Shpadoinkle]

 

[dangerdad]

pressure cookers, mail order brides, trampoline shoes, slip and slides, snowlerblades, cans of gonzola beans, etc

 

[Shpadoinkle]

http://http://shop.starwars.com/catalog/product.xml?product_id=1307702;category_id=336

 

[duskier72]

with todays economy: a job

 

[-Mugatu]

baazinngg!

 

[Joshua.]

ski movies