Top Secret Magazine Info Exposed!

Can you tell me a bedtime story?

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

The Lab
 
i agree...

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"aj's booty is pretty crunk... wait, shit, i mean booter... ajit's BOOTER is pretty crunked... yeah. yeah, that's it..."-teddy

"In school i did cool always go them grades but i acted real bad so the teacher said what you gonna do boy u gotta go get paid, man ill be rhymin' doing my own thang" - Zion I

THE LAB

rootbeer in yo fridge son!
 
I wish I could tell you more.

I was in the checkout line at Stop and Shop waiting to pay for my carrots and oats, and just glanced over at the headline on one of those cheezy tabloids. It said something about some top secret undercover ski magazine project, and I was just about to pick it up and read more when the manager kicked me out, screaming something about no lilhorsey's in the store. I guess he was pissed caused I left some horse apples in aisle 3.

I was pissed... SO close to getting the scoop for you all, but foiled by this balding middle-aged dweeb of a manager.

I'll go back tomorrow and see if I can bust in there and steal a copy without the manager noticing, but if anyone else was in the Stop and Shop in Elmira, NY this afternoon and picked up a copy of the Daily Sun, maybe they can shed a little more light on this?!?!?

 
wait wait....so those horse apples werent chocolate covered carmel apples with nuts? fuck

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
 
Jesus Effin' Christ kiddies!

This is probably the most controversial insider-info based thread you've ever been witness to and no one gives a flying fuck!

You're all more concerned with Roxy Skis and the new Me Gusta teaser. And someone has the gall to start a thread asking where skiing's future is going? Down the tubes young'uns, down the tubes, if thats all you care about.

 
fuck you jd may you are the worstg thing that evert happennded to ksiing you fucming pecice of shit go hoi me

G R I P S E T
 
Actually, im going to go out on a limb say that you are easily the worst piece of shit to come to this website. Not only did you manage to spell half of your post incorrectly, but you also insulted a member of this wonderful website i call home whom, if i were to compare you to, you would appear as a mere molecule on a pile of dog feces in some third world country.

Enjoy the flies!

-hendrik

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Just ski.
 
Wow!

Hot insider information being leaked to the general public!

Lets insult eachother!

I will take my info elsewhere.

Powder forums here I come - giddyup!

 
Yes lilhorsey, the future of skiing is found on internet forums. That's why everyone is showing so much interest.

 
i agree haha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
Tell me another story.

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

The Lab
 
jd, you make one hell of a caucasian for the dude

jack.

id like to thank, jesus christ, jehovah god almighty, for my #1 hit single: its called suck yo momma, thank you very much
 
oh, and bristolrider, i think i made the same mistake

jack.

id like to thank, jesus christ, jehovah god almighty, for my #1 hit single: its called suck yo momma, thank you very much
 
wow. it really is impressive that you people are able to spend so much time on this website. if i wasn't deeply in love with the creator and the new owners i would say something bad about all of you. but i will refrain from it. so peace out

 
you're a silly lil horsey... you should stop posting so much and go put on your skeeze.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
It's "skis", not "skeeze". Besides, we all know lilhorsey's credibility is equal to that of Michael Jackson in a daycare center. OJ Simpson in a knife shop. Robert Blake in a resturaunt while his wife waits outside in a parked car on a dark night. It goes on.

 


go stuff it stuffy. don't be dissin' on kamikazie cause he happens to know whats up.

crack is whacK. 2-pac lives.

turns out that i will put on my boots and SKEEZE and clomp around my barn.

 
agreed

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
idiots...know nothing about anything

to progress, rules must be broken. but don't do 1 foot slides. thats not progress.
 
i have to go pee

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the invaders are the oppisite of my penis. the invaders are realy soft and cant be larger than 178 cm.
 
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