top five skiing assholes

he not really skier, but skiing related. the Jerk is the biggest asshole - he was given me a bunch of shit about doin followcam at the usopen

HMFIC of MammothPunks.com
 
i'm one the the biggest assholes, but nothing compares to 'the jerk' every time i try to talk to him (by the way his screen name on aim/aol is 'freezebox') he doesnt talk or he blocks me....this guy is a total asshole! not someone i would want to represent my company if i was freeze.

Captn' Courage and the Captain of the freecoast freeride team taking over the 2001-2002 season
 
it goes in this order....biggest to least -

- 'the jerk'

- OZSkier for always bustin my chops whenever he can

- DCmans lil brother for thinking newschool is gay

- shaun palmer for calling newschool gay

- and me for being a super smartass to everyone around me :-D

Captn' Courage and the Captain of the freecoast freeride team taking over the 2001-2002 season
 
it goes in this order....biggest to least -

- 'the jerk'

- OZSkier for always bustin my chops whenever he can

- DCmans lil brother for thinking newschool is gay

- shaun palmer for calling newschool gay

- and me for being a super smartass to everyone around me :-D

Captn' Courage and the Captain of the freecoast freeride team taking over the 2001-2002 season
 
Add Jibtech Productions to that list please :)

Dave Levin
HMFIC Jibtech
Productions
www.jibtechproductions.com
 
MOSELY

jon fay

heather wry

david wilkens

the jerk

this isn't a very nice topic, but i feel quite happy to contribute.

 
Nice, I made the list... Do I get a trophy or something?

OZSkier.com
dave@ozskier.com
'To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling. Knowing this why do I defy... Because my inner voice is yelling.' -Incubus
 
1- Brad Holmes!!!!

2 Brad holmes

3 brad holmes

4-brad holmes

5 guess who????

I hate his attitude.

:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
 
you guys thats mean... BryanGallent half of those people you listed aren't assholes

SARA

'Landing Your Jumps Is So Oldschool, I Wanna Land A Two And A Half To The Head' - Shane McKonky
 
Jose!!! its you!!! Pinky hahahaha

---I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science? ---
 
ya good point billy, your on the top of my list!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
mosely blows cock!!!! I saw him in salt lake last winter and asked for an autograph and he was like, leave me alone stupid kid

i changed my name to turd ferguson...its a funny name, see there, it says turd...thats funny
 
I tell ya what, that guy The Jerk! from Freeze is one of the bigges assholes I've ever met...but when I saw him at the U.S. Freeskiing Open, boy did he have the hottest chick all over his shit. This chick was finer than hell. He may be an asshole, but from what I hear he pulss some major ass. for rizzzzzyyyy!!!

 
ya - i was at the top of the slopestyle, had my media pass, and my coach had talked to jaquet to make sure it was ok. the ass stil wouldnt let me film until he called like 5 people. even after that, he was being a bitch and getting in my way so i couldnt get out of the gate and all this other shit

HMFIC of MammothPunks.com
 
hey i talked to 'the jerk' today: (i am n0stringzatachd he is freezebox)

N0StringzAtachd: come on please

FREEZEBOX: what?

N0StringzAtachd: talk to me please

FREEZEBOX: what do you want?

N0StringzAtachd: i wanna get to know you

FREEZEBOX: do you know who i am?

N0StringzAtachd: i have heard alot of bad stuff about you and i wanna see if it is true

FREEZEBOX: do you know who i am?

N0StringzAtachd: i wanted to see if you were really nice or an asshole like they say

N0StringzAtachd: 'the jerk'

FREEZEBOX: so you do know...amazing

N0StringzAtachd: whats your real name, if you don't mind me asking

FREEZEBOX: i'm an asshole, especially today because i'm hung over

FREEZEBOX: what's your name?

N0StringzAtachd: that sux, sorry

N0StringzAtachd: Anjelica

FREEZEBOX: where are you from?

N0StringzAtachd: ohio

N0StringzAtachd: i ski in colorado

FREEZEBOX: ohio...they have freeze in ohio?

FREEZEBOX: how old are you?

N0StringzAtachd: negatory, just some stores have freeze from like july

N0StringzAtachd: i am almost 15

FREEZEBOX: almost 15 ehhh

N0StringzAtachd: i look much older

FREEZEBOX: you're supposed to be playing with ponies and barbie dolls still...not talking about sex stuff.

N0StringzAtachd: i ride horses, and i talk about that sex stuff, i am not that young

FREEZEBOX: oh

FREEZEBOX: what kind of horse do you ride? oh, and who told you i was an asshole!!!?

N0StringzAtachd: it is on newschools.com

N0StringzAtachd: i just got a new horse, it is draft, dutch warmblood, thorobreed, and quarter horse

N0StringzAtachd: this is from ns.com :

FREEZEBOX: that's one hell of a horse

N0StringzAtachd: 'i'm one the the biggest assholes, but nothing compares to 'the jerk' every time i try to talk to him (by the way his screen name on aim/aol is 'freezebox') he doesnt talk or he blocks me....this guy is a total asshole! not someone i would want to represent my company if i was freeze.'

N0StringzAtachd: ya i love that horse

N0StringzAtachd: i am showing him tomorrow

FREEZEBOX: what are you showing him?

N0StringzAtachd: i am showing him in a horse show

FREEZEBOX: so is that on some sort of forum or what? send me the url

FREEZEBOX: are there going to be other horses?

N0StringzAtachd: i can't get the addy

N0StringzAtachd: yes alot of other people and their horses

N0StringzAtachd: it is a compitition

FREEZEBOX: that must smell

N0StringzAtachd: haha

N0StringzAtachd: this is all that is on the top of the screen

N0StringzAtachd:https://www.newschoolers.com/cgi-bin/NS/login_user.cg i

N0StringzAtachd: nevermind

N0StringzAtachd: here

N0StringzAtachd:https://www.newschoolers.com/cgi-bin/NS/forum/read_t opic.cgi?topicid=24765&current_user=skibrdingbitch& user_code=FJLJ34LK5J90GFUGLJ4OJLKRJGUO4 2KJ4Hgffgf&catid=skigabber&sec_date=0109071653 37&locked=0

FREEZEBOX: that's one heck of an address. it keeps making netscape quit

N0StringzAtachd: the forum is called 'top 5 skiing assholes'

N0StringzAtachd: ya sorry

N0StringzAtachd:https://www.newschoolers.com/cgi-bin/NS/forum/list_to pics.cgi?

N0StringzAtachd: then go down to 'top 5 skiing assholes'

FREEZEBOX: you're so helpful

N0StringzAtachd: i know i am

N0StringzAtachd: find it?

FREEZEBOX: it's loading

N0StringzAtachd: ok

FREEZEBOX: for some reason it's slow today

N0StringzAtachd: that sux

N0StringzAtachd: ya my internet is being weird today, it is having alot of trouble opening newschoolers.com

FREEZEBOX: oh, so maybe it's their shitty shit that's slow

N0StringzAtachd: i dunno

FREEZEBOX: do you get to ski a lot?

N0StringzAtachd: nope

N0StringzAtachd: i ski during xmas and spring break

N0StringzAtachd: but i am on a team ad i am sponcered

FREEZEBOX: where?

N0StringzAtachd: in beaver creek/vail colorado

FREEZEBOX: why do those guys hate me???

FREEZEBOX: just cause i don't have time for their shit

N0StringzAtachd: i dunno

N0StringzAtachd: you have time to talk to me...

FREEZEBOX: luckily, you said you were hot so you caught me attention...some other guy just teased me for being called an asshole.

N0StringzAtachd: that sux

N0StringzAtachd: nmy pic is acually on that site

FREEZEBOX: where?

N0StringzAtachd: under hottest female jibber

N0StringzAtachd: you might not wanna go into that tho

FREEZEBOX: why?

N0StringzAtachd: it has 770 posts it would take an hour for you to open it

N0StringzAtachd:https://www.newschoolers.com/cgi-bin/NS/forum/read_t opic.cgi?topicid=9052&current_user=skibrdingbitch&u ser_code=csnbbnbvnvcJHGJHGNgjgjhgYTUYTKKJ3 36fhdh&catid=nonskigabber&sec_date=01090718205 5&locked

N0StringzAtachd: thats a different one but my pic is on it too

N0StringzAtachd: that is me were kamikaze says 'here's my bitch'

N0StringzAtachd: then there is a small little webcam picture

N0StringzAtachd:http://www.geocities.com/yermom14/springbreak.html? 999825986020 those are from my spring break

N0StringzAtachd: ok?

FREEZEBOX: things just went way downhill for you...you're a snowlerblader, and that's shits gay.

N0StringzAtachd: well i am going back to skiing this winter

N0StringzAtachd: i am getting the line darksides

FREEZEBOX: what are you thinking??? you need to get some vfinnie dorion twin tips right away

FREEZEBOX: or line is cool too. but no more snowerblading for you...

N0StringzAtachd: my dad is getting me new skis this winter

N0StringzAtachd: ok

N0StringzAtachd: ya i found that out after 3 months in 3 different casts

FREEZEBOX: casts, what did you break?

N0StringzAtachd: i tor all the ligaments in my ancle and fractored the growth plate

N0StringzAtachd: i found out cheap salomon snowblades do really bad on the pipe

FREEZEBOX: cause they suck big hairy asses

N0StringzAtachd: no kiding

FREEZEBOX: no, i'm not

N0StringzAtachd: eww

N0StringzAtachd: i told you i was hott, what did you think?

FREEZEBOX: I think that you are a little to young for a guy like me.

so anyway are you going to tell eveyone that i'm an asshole or what? tell them that i'm really mean, and that you cried after you got done im-ing me

N0StringzAtachd: you want me to?

N0StringzAtachd: how old are you?

FREEZEBOX: 47

N0StringzAtachd: daMN you are really old

FREEZEBOX: minus a couple of decades and years

N0StringzAtachd: my dad just turned 51

FREEZEBOX: he's old, are his balls wrinkley

N0StringzAtachd: your old

N0StringzAtachd: i don't no you sicko

FREEZEBOX: mine are

N0StringzAtachd: sick

FREEZEBOX: i have to go play video games now, bye

N0StringzAtachd: bye

sorry that it is sooo long.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
woah sorry i did not relize it was that long... woops

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
he never talks to me. i think they write down the names and reasons y not to talk to anyone that they owe something to.

What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
 
i don't even know who he is, let alone his age

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
oh you know i love ya too billy.... right....

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
in case ur wondering anjelica, his name is Michael Jaquet

member of the crazed posting bros
Member of the white hoodie revolution
 
ive only talked to him once, about a year ago, he was pretty cool to me

'BAH!...BAH!...BAH!!!' - Mr. Peepers
 
ok thank you

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
um no the Jerk isnt Michael Jaquet. Jaquet is the Publisher, and a cool guy - i havent really met him but i saw him a bunch at the open and few people i know know him.

HMFIC of MammothPunks.com
 
It's funny cause he was making fun of you that entire conversation. oh man...

when you send links to newschoolers.com stuff, just send newschoolers.com, tell them to click on 'login as guest', then tell them where to go.. after the re-code, you can send links like...

Matt
 
anyways...

the biggest jerk...

The guy at vancouver snowjam . I had vip media for videotaping and he was telling me I wasnt allowed on the quarter

AND the guy at calgary snowjam who told me I wasnt allowed to STAND let alone tape anything on the right side of the quarter

 
this kid

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