Top 3 most annoying things ever

having to wipe your ass is fucken annoying. animals dont have to and they live their lives just fine. itd be so much easier if we could just squat down inside the mall and let and huge log slide out then just walk away like nothing happened

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
logical fallacies

false reasoning

wrong conclusions for the sake of conformity

but thats just me

more like

getting ready for bed when you get back from a long trip at 5 in the morning (why can't we just go to bed? no contacts, brushing teeth etc..)

dogs barking at night for hours

mosquitos

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them. -dynastarconcept

 
1)Winters such as this one with very very low snow coverage

2)Ashlee Simpson

3)People who take things for granted

'The true measure of a man is how he treats another who can do absolutely nothing for him.'
-Samuel Johnson

'I refuse to tip-toe through life just to arrive safely at the door of death'- Unknown
 
fucking people who r always talking in the middle of the fuckin halls and nevre move

 
bitchy black chicks at my school who think they are the shit. they get pissed off at everything if you look at them or if you brush against them walking in the halls, god dammit that shit pisses me off someone needs to backhand them.

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For steezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy
 
people who are loud as fuck in the library when I'm in there.

People who glare at you and you have no idea who the fuck they are.

People who can't enter the freeway at a reasonable amount of speed say 60 instead of mother fucking 35! yes 35 today no joke. stupid dumb fucking piece of shit!!!

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
brushing your teeth? what are you 14? i like to have a fresh breath, and white teeth, i don't know about you.

1. seeing people with the exact same gear as me

2. people asking me questions when i first wake up in the morning or when i'm in the bathroom.

3. people with closed minds (i.e when you're explaining something to them and they just wont get it)

[/i][/b]...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
 
1) Id have to agree about people standing in the middle of the halls.

2) Celebrities who get paid huge amounts of money for doing almost nothing and have no talent(Paris Hilton)

3) Little snowboarders who think they are the coolest thing ever, the ones that ride on rails and have the balls to make fun of skiers who are 5 times better than them.

 
-having to shower

-having to sleep

-havign to eat

All such huge wastes of time. I liek to eat and sleep, but I wish my body didn't have to do them so I could do them at my leisure. And why can't we like symbiotically with some microorganisms that kill the bacteria on us so we don't smell. GOD, wales have all the luck when it comes to cleanliness

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
- Being sick

- When little kids and their mommies go carving in the middle of the pipe

- People that drive slowly in a 2 lane street and you cant pass

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- Simon

Real East Coast Skier
 
1. rainbows

2. monkeys

3. marshmellows

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'

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*NWFT*
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^Why Cam? Why?

'The true measure of a man is how he treats another who can do absolutely nothing for him.'
-Samuel Johnson

'I refuse to tip-toe through life just to arrive safely at the door of death'- Unknown
 
4. brian hayter

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'

******
*NWFT*
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hey chummer3, paris hilton is an heiress to the hilton fortune. that doesn't make her a celebrity. of course she has shit loads of money! her dad is rich as fuck, not because she's a celebrity

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
i think the sex tape helped though...

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them. -dynastarconcept

 
haha ok yeha i forgot about that one. that might have tipped it over the edge, but that wasn't her fault

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
actually, i think that her performance was her fault...

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them. -dynastarconcept

 
^yes it was her fault. It was done on purpose (for publicity). In fact she even made a second one. With good lighting and shit. A real porn!

And now she's in a movie coming out soon, so she is a 'celebrety'

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NoPoles: 'Firefox is the big up and comming browser. It's better than IE in just about every way.'
You heard it straight from the man kids, get Firefox.

Screw this I'm going skiing
 
1. When you decide it's a good idea to shave down there, and then for the next 3 weeks everyone thinks you have crabs because you are touching yourself so much.

2. When your balls are sore so you try and put icy-hot on them, thinking the combonation of cool and warm will make them feel better. DO NOT DO THIS.

3. Getting your pubes and/or unit stuck in the zipper.

 
I've been hearing about this second porn but I cannot find it anywhere. Can anyone help me out here?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
people who try to stare me down.

dumbass people who dont get the concept of what i am saying.

and most of all WHEN I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF AND WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME TO CALM DOWN,

DFSC-Represent
 
calm down dude, don't write in caps! its cool!

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them. -dynastarconcept

 
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----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
^ When text shit like that doesn't work.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
fuckin wiping your ass and doing homework

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
OH YEA WHEN PEOPLE SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU AND FUCKIN SNORE LIKE A BANSHEE ALL NIGHT LONG

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
when your watching amovie, and the person talks and the sound is delayed

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
squirrels, cardboard boxes, things that are sticky

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
when someone talking to you has a freakin huge zit between their eyes

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One day, a blonde takes her car into the repair shop because she says it's been acting weird lately. The repair man works on the car, and after a while he comes out and says 'Well, I've found your car's pr
 
ok i changed my mind, the most annoying thing ever is when flamers noodle their way thru the park, going over jumps really slow, falling, cutting people off, all that shit.

[/i][/b]...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
 
slow ass drivers

slow ass drivers

slow ass drivers

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why is brushing your teeth annoying?? I find it quite refreshing

'No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place'
 
kids who think everything except the suburbs is the ghetto

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bad drivers

when people chew with their mouth open/smack their lips

school

i used to be sick of brushing teeth, but the i got this new delicious cinnamon toothpaste and its awesome

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'thats what the internet is for: slandering others anonymously'- jay and silent bob strike back
 
Cam..such a comedian..

'The true measure of a man is how he treats another who can do absolutely nothing for him.'
-Samuel Johnson

'I refuse to tip-toe through life just to arrive safely at the door of death'- Unknown
 
waking up

spoiled kids

people who are so anti-something or pro-something even thought they have no idea what theyre talking about

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
-anoying comercials

-fat ugly girs that think they are all hot and wear slutty clothes

-when it rains in winter(and melts all the snow)

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
 
oh man how could i forget close talkers and waking up??

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'thats what the internet is for: slandering others anonymously'- jay and silent bob strike back
 
- classes (not school cause i like to see people i would usually never see)

- not using turn signals (FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT)

- long lift lines to get to a shitty summit (wachusett)

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ladies man cult WHAT
 
1. having to get up after falling asleep in the car, thats a bitch

2. when people walk realllllly slow in the halls, and there is no room to pass them

3. when skiiers are retarded and cant make even turns, so you dont know when to pass them, cause there just retarded

Its Morphin Time!
GO GO POWER RANGERS
 
1) allergies

2) being sick

3) having to use 1 ply tolit paper for keelnex 'cause you have a crappy school

and i don't know about you but i like to brush my teeth

-Chloe
 
1) stupid fuckin psychos who freak out at you and really need to be on prozac

2) friends of the family's kids who you cant beat the shit out of cause they're friends of the family but who think they're such hot shit that they feel the need to call you down but really they're just jealous

3) computers. why do they not work when you want them too?

3 1/2) money. cause i want new skis

im really specific

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.
-J.D. May

JC TMC S3P
 
1. people talking about napoleon dynamight every two seconds, i havn't seen the movie, but now i know every quote of the fricken movie.

2. kids that wear t-shirts with bands like AC/DC and Metallica, and dont know one song from them.

3. hang-overs

*$*Carney*$*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
1) having to read all of ALTLANTASKIS posts

2) eatings kinda annoying cause it takes up time and u have to do it alot

3) sleeping cause i have to have it but it takes up so much skiing time

 
1) kids who blow their noses during class when its is quiet

2)ugly people

3)wedgies

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yeah i just was looking for a picture of her to post in this thread, and then i found some and got really really really pissed off and decided not to do it before i break something. that god damn bitch. i motherfucking hate her. god damn mother fucking nigger loving piece of shit. ~ seanPISTOL
 
ATLANTASKI

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
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