Top 25 worst rap names

[steezyjibber]

some need to be on there that arent...and some i dont agree with. otherwise id say its pretty funny

http://www.cracked.com/article_15119_25-worst-rapper-names-all-time.html

 

[MADmidwest]

Shorty shitstain. Wow that is ridiculous

 

[landonn]

dilated peopls is a bad name i think.

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

I always thought swollen members was funny.

I've always thought eminem was a super lame name and I can't even believe shorty shitstain is even real.

 

[_dy-lan_]

i always thought Cunninlynguists was a rather clever name. most of those names are pretty bad tho.

 

[bigolrig]

Devin the dude

Del

 

[bigolrig]

Devin the dude

Del tha Funkee Homosapien

Da Bush Babies

Shorty Shitstain

And Messy Marv sound like total badasses.

 

[steezyjibber]

me too

 

[THATS_STREET]

i agree with every thing on that list except for

dreddy krueguer

del the funky homosapian

cunninglynguists

shorty shitstain

 

[whattheshit]

they forgetting mc pooh-man. the guy in my avatar.

 

[StanMcStanson]

More original than the formula a lot of rappers use to find their name: Lil+ _____ = a terrible name.

 

[no_steeze]

there are only 2 good rapper names: the rhimenocerous and the hiphopopotamus

 

[ben_southworth]

hahahaha

 

[Sufferboy]

i think they might be related

 

[doublexl]

you obviously dont get it then, because its pretty clever.

 

[doublexl]

k after reading this guys list ive come to the conclusion that he doesnt know shit about hip hop. with qoutes like, "...and judging from the song we heard on their MySpace page, they're not terrible..." like, who has never heard of fucking cunninlynguists? theyre like the most over rated rap group...ever.

this guy doesnt know dick and needs to fuck off.

 

[dr_phil]

it's a very cool name ... and the group is awesome too... Expansion Team LP = one of my favorite albums

 

[TannerCoulter.]

oh that is lame! swollen members and Cunninglynguists are sweeeeeeeeet

cunninglynguists are soooo good

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

haha

"Why would a guy who is perpetually angry at the world name himself after a tiny chocolate candy known for its adorable mascots?"

I be loling yoo

 

[Reptar.]

Its just making fun of the names, not their rapping abilities. Swollen members and Cunninglynguists are kinda childish names.

 

[BEARS.]

wow, just holy shitstained wow.

 

[chimp]

del? wtf more like most badass name

 

[BravoWhiskey5280]

Cunninglynguists is a sweet name...names like 50 cent and Chamillionare are fucking retarded

 

[Schmidnj]

that was some good shit..

 

[emopoppins]

i understand cunninglynguists and swollen members, but what does dilated peoples mean?

 

[Grube]

haha what the fucks up with devin the dude thats a fucked up name

 

[jahmin44]

forgot ice cube.

 

[hippie_cat]

ok while i appreciate the lists supposed to be funny and its more about the names than any lyrical ability, you cant go saying this about del:

If a Precious Moments figurine could rap, this would be its name. For starters, as if the word 'funky' doesn't convey safe, non-threatening fun already, Del had to up the cuteness factor by spelling it 'funkee.' As for 'homosapien,' it's hard to find a nerdier word. You do have to give him credit for being brave enough to be a rapper with the word 'homo' in his name. You've got to assume that doesn't do well in battles.

and del is a nerd. thats part of why hes so damn good

 

[BMB]

eminem is a good name just like the candy.

 

[anthony_B]

Shorty Shitstain

Thread Over.

 

[[BRI]noceros]

haha, couldnt agree more

 

[Campeador]

All their names are hilarious.

What your name nigga?

12 o'clock.

Nigga i wasn't askin the time.

 

[b-kul]

i loled

 

[s.g.]

They all have stupid names.

 

[teejayy]

haha thats great

 

[-Mugatu]

hahaha, flight of the concords is fucking hilarious!

 

[4frnt_or_die]

not because they have funny names they are bad artists: brklyn zu is so sick (wu tang associates)

see it by yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL-6wO3soS4

 

[coolhandluke]

the verbal herman munster turns one dollar bills into tuna dollar bills by writing 2NA on them

 

[jibmastaaa]

devin the dude and old dirty bastard...

 

[BEARS.]

i just found this sick group. they're called mudkids. does that count as being a wee bit racist to themselves?

 

[ruggles]

hot carl is by far the worst rap name of all time.

 

[Waffle11]

hurricane Chris is a pretty awful name

 

[Carter23]

baby bash??? not really rapers but fuck that name

 

[Boodje.]

flo-rida its just florida

snow is apretty bad name. and R-Kelly.

 

[artfullydodged]

dialated pupils

 

[low_fidelity]

haha jea

 

[eastcoastsoloMAN]

wow im suprized lil wyte wasnt on that list, take a look

 

[coolhandluke]

yeah that concert was with dilated peoples and planet asia

i never knew until college that at most schools you get hooked up with so many awesome concerts with $10 tickets