Top 11 signs u are becoming a geek

11. Monitor tan.

10. Before heading to the bathroom you inform your friends you're off to

download and log out.

9. You become physically ill at the mention of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented programming.

8. You have a poster on your wall of the Linux penguin.

7. You're mad because all your friends got goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in the arm and said 'Thanks, bro.'

6. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum.

5. You feel that living life like the movie 'tron' wouldn't be so bad.

4. In your little black book, you list (both) the girls you know in order by IP address.

3. You can type faster than you can speak

2. When your shrink says 'Mother . . . ' you say ' . . . Board.'

1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts.

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-Dan

''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''

 
hahaha, good thing only a few apply to me...

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
yeah, so for swim team, we have all these different days... and we dress up all different ways... school colors, 70s, 80s, like a guy, like our parents... a lot of fun. lol, but tomorrow... is... dress up like a nerd, and if you dont dress up... they come up with some special dare, so we're all going all out, button ups, glasses, bow ties, suspenders... the works. oh god.

~*Blonde is a lifestyle... not just a hair color*~

**And yes, it seems as though im going nowhere, really fucking fast...**

-my life is my life alone, not yours to take away not yours to dictate, i am who i am, accept me or leave.-
 
#12. making a post about becoming a geek

although i respect your name..at least i think i hope your meaning peter tosh

Fight the Man
 
haha andy... but if it wornt for ns.com u probibly wouldnt fit any of them

'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
 
dude i dont even know what most of those mean

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I only had 1 or 2

'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson

'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson

'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
 
I dont have any

but im still on here lots

MAn a monitor tan would be dope...i should start wearing my goggles in front of the computer so can get me a goggle tan...

Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew

Ill urban jibs is what we do

People barf, when we throw down

Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
 
HAHAHAHA, Andy, lol.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
Tosh is the shit he is playing on my computer right now.

I've learned some lessons in my life,

lessons in my life

always be careful of mankind, be careful of mankind

they make you promises today but tomorrow they

change their mind

but I'm an awful man and I love awful people

I'm a progressive man and I love progressive people

I'm a truthful man and I love truthful people

I'm a honest man and I love honest people

I've learned some lessons in my life,

lessons in my life

Money can make friendship end,it makes friendship end

Money can make friendship end,it makes friendship end

cause I'm an awful man and I love awful people

I'm a progressive man and I love progressive people

I'm a honest man and I love honest people

I'm an intelligent man and I love intelligent people

I'm an aggressive man and I love aggressive people

I'm a fire man and I love fire people

'Fletcher is the shit man' -larose
 
got yo self a gun?

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Member of the ~Elite Brethren~

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
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