Top 100 quotes from fundamentalist christian chatrooms

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uosdwiSrjewoH

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the white supremecist forum website made me think of this, and i couldn't find the old thread so i made a new one, pretty good for a laugh. And i don't have anything against christians or their religion, but a woman here led her son to suicide when he came out to her, which i like to think not many of the christians on this site would.
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
 
new funniest quote, that i completely didn't get the first time 'If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own.". if you dont see it, read it again
 
this is what the world will be like if people are atheists
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.

ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
 
lmao. these people need help...

"[One Christian speaking to another]

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

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"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she

left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16

and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that

he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I

want my son to stop being so secretive!"

"To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible."

 
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
these people are ridiculous. I cant believe people can think that way in this day and age I mean come on its the 21st century people

 
"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are

narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without

questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He

did it."

hahahahahahahahaha!! these are hilarious!

 
I love this website. They also have racists say the darndest things and conspiracy theorists say the darndist things.

the best one

"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people

choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the

greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most

polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a

different sect of Muslims."
 
I love the word evolutionist. The fundies have taken a theory and added an ism to it to make it seem that it is some sort of metaphysical belief. Another great phrase is creation science.
 
i kinda wish bush actually would have said this
Maybe his son(bush) will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn’t need to say much, simply something like “every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,” and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can’t we follow their lead?
 
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