Top 10 Prevented Nip Slips of 2013

[LoathesRaisins]

Actress Jennifer Lawrence is wearing a dress in this shot, but if she wasn’t then it would be a MAJOR nip slip!

Good thing Jennifer Aniston’s under and outer garments thwarted a pesky nip from popping out!

Paul Reiser’s body was blocking a Helen Hunt nip slip during this 1996 promotional photoshoot for Mad About You[/i].

Here’s a really zoomed-in photo of Eva Longoria’s dress, but, nope, not quite any nipples in sight here.

Worcester, MA paralegal Jennifer Akin just dodged a nip slip of epic proportions!

Whoever lives here should be glad they stayed home today!

TV legend Alan Alda was careful to wear a suit and tie during his walk down the red carpet, preventing the world from seeing those nips!

We almost photoshopped nipples on this tree, but then decided not to.

Over 1.3 billion nip slips here, but fortunately none of them visible from space.

Courtesy of TheOnion.com

http://www.theonion.com/articles/10-prevented-nip-slips,31539/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus#1

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I started out with a feeling of confusion.

This lead to anger.

Anger lead to hate.

Persistence of OP lead to hilarity.

 

[cornholio]

how can something from 1996 be included in a top 10 list of 2013? that's just dumb

 

[crab_pretzel]

literally laughed and said out loud what the hell am i reading

 

[DGski]

this was fucking hilarious

 

[timmi]

Because the onion does whatever the fuck they want.

 

[-WZ-]

im soo confused

 

[elinde]

I'm fucking stoked right now.

 

[KimJong-Illest]

Me after reading this.

 

[GayWolf420]

lady in the 3rd pic has the largest forehead ever

 

[Chubbs.]

 

[el_mn_op]

This is exactly the kind of random shit I was hoping to encounter when I wandered into NSG tonight.

 

[Mids]

wait.....what?