Thank you to all of those who read what I had to offer and responded with thoughtful contributions. A few clarifications:
I don't smoke and drink all the time. If you're wondering, I typically consume 15-20 drinks and 1-2 Gs per week. Personally, I don't think that is a problem. Some of you will be forever convinced I'm a dumbass, but I don't really care. Getting good grades is a problem I've had for the past year. Truman State University is not the easiest school. Look it up. However, I am still very involved on campus and in the community. Last year I was news editor for the school newspaper, which has consistently ranked in the top five (once eighth) school newspapers in the country (according to the Society of Professional Journalists). I am the president of the climbing club. I pick up peoples' food waste on a bike every Sunday to make compost for the University farm. I am currently getting some poetry published. I am very involved in PUSH America, a philanthropy for the physically and mentally disabled. I am working with the Health and Excercise Sciences department to create a climbing course. I have assisted in fundraising for a paved trail to be built from downtown to the local State park. I'm in jazz band and a few other side things.
Blablabla... I'm not trying to jizz out a resume, as much as I'm trying to show that it's not all about points and percentages for me. So, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and this is the game plan I have so far:
Move to Colorado in January and ski and climb a lot. A LOT. Get a job (I have a few connections). I can take classes at a community college or online during the spring and summer to get 10 credits or so. Get a single pitch climbing instructor cert from the American Mountain Guide Association. In the fall, hopefully I will be refocused and I can finally "get that piece of paper."
Sidenote: AR6rider, it appears you have a lot of posts, and you've probably tried to gain respect from the Newschoolers community for some years. Either way, you've lost mine on multiple occasions. So for now, fuck you.