tongue ring

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If a girl has a tongue ring she'll probally suck your dick, if a guy has a tongue ring he'll probally suck your dick.

Who's got one? I have 3

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
does that mean you'll suck three dicks, or you'll suck mine three times?

kidding though.....i used to have one until one day i suddenly was missing a large chunk out of a molar

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
3 at once?... thats a lotta cock

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I lied, I dont have any, but Im thinking about getting one. Think my gf will like it ;)

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
ha, i was watching softball yesterday, and this one lesbian was like, man, two tounge rings is awesome, but thats why i have three, then her gf walked over, and she was fat. the end.

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good story lol. yea tongue rings are hott! especially on guys...it makes everything so much more fun!

...taste the rainbow
 
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/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
^ and ^^

the quote about people with tongue rings sucking your dick is from chris rock.

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
girl w/ togue ring = soooo hott

'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo

 
^haha, ur sick

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Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
My friend had a tongue ring, but his mom was so disgusted so she bought him a Honda Civic and new engine to get it taken out. He needed a car though, since he rolled his last audi.

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Q:why did you get a tongue ring?

A:It improofes the thexual thtimulathion... (drool)

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