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ever got your tongue stuck on cold metal.

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I've had bad experience

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hahah mabey it donest get cold enough in MI^ but in Ny yo tounge will get stuck like a fat kid in a small tunnel

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
in canada if it's like february once u get your tongue on that metal its stuck

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this makes me think of 'a christmas story'...such a great fucking movie

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i was thinking about that movie when i wrote the whole thing

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6 DEGREES!

man that nothing, try minus -40 that was i have to live with

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6 degrees is way too warm, for it to work good it has to be at least -17.8 to -43.4, in that range works the best, yeah were hicks and have too much time

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It doesn't matter how cold unless its like under 20 degrees F. But there has to be frost. its frost on a metal pole that makes it stick, and yes it does work

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oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

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it tastes like metal for 30 seconds until ur tongue freezes and same with ur tastebuds

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i did that in first or second grade like me and 4 of my friends were like lets all stick em on some poles and we did xcept for one of the kids chickened out so the lunch duties had to come out with hot water and put ot on aur tongues to get them off but one kid didnt wana wait so he was dumb and he riped his off and the pole too some taist buds and still to this day nothing is sour to him poor bastard...

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haha one of the kids on the team i coach got his tongue stuck to the bar. I asked him why he did it and he said he didn't do it on purpose... his tongue 'fell out' and accidentally got stuck to the bar. And another time, a kid decided it would be fun to lick his pole. It isn't.

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i did it in like 4th grade for five bucks...totally not worth it!..

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Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
one time got it stuck to street sign at bus stop. not fun cuz i missed the bus that morning.

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just bringing up one of my old threads

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haha my friend licked a pole this winter for no reason at all and his tounge got stuck ilaughed at him for an hour. he pulled his tounge off and it was bleading like mother fucker and you could actually see a lil piece of the tip of his tounge on the pole lol.

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I've gotton it stuck to chairlift at Whistler, I was going on the Crystal,lucky its a really slow chair, it sucked. I got it off about 5 sec before I got off the chair

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

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Beleive me. you can definetly get your tougue stuck to metal in Canada.. I have had a few unpleasant experiences.. when you pull your tonge off it bleeds for ages.. very unplesant

 
at least you know wut im talking about

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