tommy boy

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Krongos

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i just watched it, so funny

fat guy in a little coat

son of a..

and other great lines, chris farley and david spades best movie

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
-not so much here...or here....but right here

-nope nothin'

-oh my god what happened to you?

here's a bottle of bubbley, get drunk on me and use the bucket to ice down you marbles, yours Z

-so, which one do you want?

-does it really matter?

-is this your first time?

-yeah, it is

-MAN! I can't believe you've never been cow tipping before!

-wow, is she for me?!

-no son, she's for me

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
tommy boy is great

----------------------------------------------------------------------------Proud member of the Official Ns Abortion Society

 
'Hey fat ass your boat isn't moving.'

'yea, we could loose a little wind.'

'NO, you need to loose a couple hundred pounds, BLIMP!!'

Tommy to the waitress after convincing her to make him some wings.

'Tommy likey, TOMMY WANT WINGY'

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'My sister is 14 and id fuck her'-- *Neil
 
'housekeeping, you want me jack you off?'

.:JERONIMO:.

'mty nizzleQ!!!!!! mofo bitch ass punk bitch crystalo durinbkin YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mhewll mother fubnkin yea!!!11111'

-Derek (while extremely drunk)
 
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