Toilet Warmer

Liam.

Liam.

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k, eaither i will get shit on or people will agree with me...i just took a doodie and when i sat down the seat was cold, that annoyed me, extremely. So wouldnt it be amazing for thos cold winter days to have a toilet that is warm and confortable for thse sexy buns out there?
 
i hate those damn cold toilets seats....happens every time a take a poop in my house, thats a good idea
 
i put toilet paper on the seat. this takes away the cold from the seat and protects me from hemmroids
 
sometimes if its really cold i will pour hot water all over the seat then sit down but then i have a wet ass
 
^ what about when you miss by a lil and get it on the carpet stuff?

anyways thad be pretty cool

 
i dont have one considering im a guy and yeah its a good idea but what happens when u need to shit like its about to come out and once that zipper is fully down ur shit is shitting out ur ass
 
i dont mind the seat as much as the cold tile floor in the morning when im sitting there. they should have floor and toilet seat warmers.
 
have you ever taken a shit in the middle of the woods during the winter with a foot of snow on the ground now thats cold, when the shit hits the snow it melts and steam rises
 
yeah man its all about those japanese with the talking toilet seats and heaters and everything. who knew they could create a friendly shitter
 
actually in the hotels that i stayed at while in Japan the seats would actually warm up when you sat down. they had some pretty high tech toilets. my friends mother visited one of her friends at her baller house in osaka, like she actually lived in a house at the top of this hill over looking the city, easily a 4million dollar+ house and you could flush her toilet by remote control. haha
 
there is such thing as heated fllooors

all the rapers do and kaplans are getting smome beacause thay have mad money
 
i hate when im about to leave for school and i go to shit and the seat is FREEZING its like taking off a band-aid though..you cant sit down slow.u just gotta pick a spot and go for it like a bat out of hell
 
its not a bad idea, but a toilet warmer would be hell-dirty. since its always warm it will greatly increase the amount of bacteria. its the same problem with the hand-dryers. some kids in my school did a study and found that it increases bacteria up to something like 98%.
 
They had those in Japan when I went. It was kind of...cool... I guess. But really creepy cause it seems like someone was just on it a minute ago and warmed it up.
 
i have plastic seats...never cold... and like hydrolics so you just push the seat down and it coasts down all slow and chill
 
when the seat is cold i just rip a hole in my pants for the poo poo to come out, so my bare ass doesnt have to touch the icy coldness of the seat.
 
really? thats kindof weird cause i hate it when you sit down and the toilets still warm. but those fuzzy things are sick
 
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