toilet paper: how do they wrap it so tight without breaking?

sherLocke

sherLocke

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i was takin a shit yesterday and i realized something. toilet paper is really fragile stuff ya know? so how do they roll it up so tight without it ripping? and its so perfectly rolled on there too. and if it rips during the manufacturing process does it tottaly fuck up the machines and stuff? anybody got any ideas on how tightly rolled toilet paper is possible?

-paul

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?

-//d-lite//

'Crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor might call it somethin different.'

-ghostdragon

 
Thats a pretty wild thought.. But, im sure that they know how much force it takes to rip the stuff, and they use a force just a bit less to wrap it up, that way it wouldnt ever rip...

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im gonna go to the toilet paper factory and dump a bucket of water all over the machines so the toilet paper gets all weak and falls apart and i ruin their whole evil plan...

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?

-//d-lite//

'Crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor might call it somethin different.'

-ghostdragon

 
So shit tickets are made on huge roles (approximately 10 feet long) and then cut into the size you get at the grocery store. Now, one might think that the paper is still fragile, even in a 10 foot width, however, its simply a matter of the rollers being calibrated for tension. And yes, they do occasionally break.

I worked for Kimberly-Clark on an internship and thats what I made, ass wipes....

Whateva

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it is a mystery to mankind.

that is absolutely eeeeeevil, snonasty.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
thats awesome jooky i can sleep tonight now, thanx

-paul

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?

-//d-lite//

'Crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor might call it somethin different.'

-ghostdragon

 
i agree with jooky...not with what he said but what his icon says

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
jooky, it worries me the level of knowledge you have about toilet paper

I had a life once..... but then i started boarding
 
What's dumb?

Directions on toilet paper.

What's dumber than that?

Reading them.

Even dumber?

Reading them and learning something.

Dumbest of all?

Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.

-The DR.-
 
look what the summer does to us all, its so sad, we are conversing about toilet paper. god its gonna be a long summer.

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?

-//d-lite//

'Crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor might call it somethin different.'

-ghostdragon

 
some questions were not meant to be answered by man.... this is one of the many

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

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Oh c'mon now, I'm a Mechanical Engineer and I worked in the factory for Kimberly-Clark...sheesh, well, that and I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.

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hahaha, certified shitter....... ahahaahahahahaha!!!!!

anyway,..... i think that the TP questions are better left to more intellegent species, like dolphins, and the alien.

it's so far over my head, i can't see the bottom of it.

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha snonasty, you kick ass

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stowek2: Useless Fact of the Moment:

'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '

stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue

PubLiC EneMy1023: i can clean my ears with my 21-inch penis

stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
 
lol ok so now I understand how you can know all this

but do you know the catbury caramilk secret?

PAG
 
and what secret would the cadbury caramilk be? like how do they make it taste so good? or how do they get it inside the chocolate egg? mabye we can unlock more evil secrets that these evil industries keep from us cuz they are evil muhahahaha.

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
holy shit he said it like twice, he was an engineer for kleenex or something or he worked in a factory or some shit.

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
i think its dwarves.

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ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
then i have a question dude.. how do they manufacture TP so that 2 plies stick together but arent made with adhesive? im sure there is an easy/logical explanation im too lazy to think of right now.

 
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i think its all about the underpants gnomes. they have to have something on this. toilet paper and underpants, hmmmm coincidence? i think not!

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
Caden, I'll stick to the theme...its the little people....

Okay, but actually, when they perforate the sheet (so it tears off easily), they are also pressing the two sheets together, and thats where they hold together.

Jesus, I should change my name to 'shit ticket'.

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your icon should be a roll of toilet paper jooky. or a poo from ratemypoo.com. look in some old threads and steal mike_hunt's icon cuz he left so i dont think he would mind.

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
not sure, he just did. he had a goodbye thread for himself. get some poo as your icon lol. and also what the hell is the point of the perforations in toilet paper. its not like you actually use them you just rip that shit anywhere. and i love how it says 1000 sheets! on the wrapper of a role. like your really gonna take one little square of paper and wipe your ass with it. you finger would go right through the paper and into your anus...on second thought...im gonna use one little square from now on.... hehe

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
you know what'd be fun? go to the tp factory, go up to one of the rolling machines, (which probably spins really fast and has some tp moving by you) shit, and sit on that fast moving tp. That's the way to wipe your ass

 
somebody should make a website about it

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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

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newschooljibber that idea is golden. it would be even funnier if they didnt catch what happened and wrapped the shit up in a roll. some unsuspecting guy takes a shit, wants to wipe and! nooooo! his tp has already been used! nooooooooooo! muhaaahahahaha!

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
thats an awesome idea heh but also really disgusting on the other hand, would if you were the guy to get the shit filled tp roll....muaha

 
word martin and then sometimes the fuckin two thin sheets that are pressed together separate when that happens so you have like this half ass piece of toilet paper that completely useless until you fix the roll with pop all over your bum, it sucks.

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
how many times do you poop in one day? im always good for one and occasionally two.

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
oh u know i usually pop one out once a day

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
i just pinched my daily loaf and you know what hapenned. cuz it was such a huge log it splashed me and got my ass all wet. and i had to use a huge wad of toilet paper so that it wouldnt break apart when i wiped. dont you hate when you get splashback? its the fuckin worst right?

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
yes the splashback does suck i hate it to

'I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All i have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand? -Scarface

'Say 'ello to my little friend!' -Scarface
 
anther bad mishap on the can is when you get dingleberries (pieces of shit that stick to your ass hair) and youve got to shake your ass back and forth to get it off cuz if you try and wipe it off you mash it all over the place and you have a crusty anus for a few days. crusty anus syndrom or 'CAS' seems to last for a few days no matter how much you wipe and wash, it sucks man....

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
lol, oh god thats disgusting

'I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All i have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand? -Scarface

'Say 'ello to my little friend!' -Scarface
 
its not disgusting, you all know that you get CAS from time to time, dont lie.

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
hahahahahahahaha god damn this thread is the funniest ever.

and yes, i get CAS all the time

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thanx sam, i knew there were other people who got it. CAS is not something to be ashamed of, we are all here for you and when your ready to admit your problem then we can begin finding a solution to it just like at one of those rehab centers and stuff...shit....haha shit... god damn im fuckin tired whoo...

-paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
lol, cas yah i wont lie i do get it

'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
 
im gonna start an NS clinic for all people with CAS

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
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