Todays sign of Apocalypse

almostaskier

almostaskier

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based on Sports Illustrated's thing:

today, i was flipping through channels, and this is almost word for word what i heard:

*flipping through channels*

MTV: Room Raiders "wow, these boxers are HOT..." *change*

ESPN: Golf "wow, such a daring move..." *change*

Christian Broadcast: " i believe that artificial sweetners are the fruit of the Devil. God gave us sugar for a reason. And if you need to sweeten something without sugar, use honey: it's God's sweetner. All of these artificially sweetened Coke products are the fruit of the Devil in his plan on taking over the world..." *turns off TV*

No comment.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
i think the kid makes a good point...

i just don''t have cool examples, but i did sit threw and ashely simpson song on tv...

The End is near...!

live by the N.E.R.D
 
i was like, man, shut up already! get a life! its guys like you that give the bad world image that christians have today... it just made me feel sad. that and someone calling a shot "daring" in golf...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
ok here is a diagram

________kid that made the thread

__________________________mentally retareded

he is just over legally retarded

____________________________

- Matt Benedetto

what now?
 
hahah nice diagram.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
its cool, even tho i dont understand it

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
my sign of the appocalypse like 14 downed powerlines 30 trees fallen Wednesday crazy shit oh yeah the wind did that not much of a sign but it wasn't to normal even though it is always windy i thought there was a tornado but oh well

Livingston Montana

I Love Head

Momentum Session 4
 
Maybe if you played golf you'd realize that in a tournament, where a lot of money is at stake, there are many daring things you can do.

__________________________________
Ross
SRMC
bogart!
 
todays sign of apacolyps(sp): last year when a mountain lion attacked and killed a woman while she was mountain biking, a fund was set up for the womens children and for the now orphaned mountain lion cubs. the fund for the children raised $9000 while the fund for the cubs raised $12000

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
dont ever go to the christian channel....its all bullshit. they are fucked up. they think evrything is out to kill them especially miss cleo

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

BOGART!!
 
there we go, a guy who got it...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
sum1s on drugs mayb?

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
hahaha i really hope you are being sarcastic.

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums
/ReadThread.php?cat_id=2&thread_id=16675&
start=150 ^Wisdom teeth and Constipation^

 
every now and then I go to the TBN network to see whats going on... it just catches my eye as I'm scrolling through the digital cable channel list, no mater what is on the channel at the time, the program title and description is "PRAISE THE LORD!"

so I click over to "PRAISE THE LORD!" And 9 times out of 10 its that stupid bitch with the huge hair and the make up crying, telling people to donate more money to TBN.

Sick thing is... their broadcast studio is right down the road here in Orange County, its the most lavish, ornate, disgusting piece of shit I've ever seen, and since the year 2000 there has be a huge light up sign on the front of it that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!"

The woman that I mentioned before frequents the restraunt where my old roomate used to cook too, she and her husband would go in there and spend litterally hundreds of thousands of dollars a month on wine and caviar.

Fucked up shit, really.

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"I'm glad that in our endless pursuit to be three years behind snowboarding, we've finally gotten around to their FAG phase." -Micah Abrams

 
its just sad to what extent some christians have gone. it used to be missions work and spreading hope to the world, now all those broadcasts are the kettle calling the pot black, seeing as they are just begging for money most of the time, and preaching false doctrine... i just don't get it. First pokemon was the devil, then harry Potter, now artificial sweetners?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
what the hell are you talkin about there is no abmoramal patern in there what so ever but..umm good work on ..being paranoid as hell.

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

 
dude, abnormal pattern shmabnormal pattern, i mean that its pathetic what is on on christian channels today, its ridiculous...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
the christian channel is even crazier than ned flanders in the simpsons

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

BOGART!!
 
no he is being serious, we got him so mad by saying golfing sucked. haha, well i watched an R kelly music video because one of my freinds was talking about how bad it was, and well, i think thats the sign of the apocalypse itself, such a horrilbe song and an even worse music video and the worse thing is its part 1 of 5

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!

 
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