Today I threatened

[Liam.Butler]

my girl I would "bang her like a hammer" and she got pissed, seems kinda romantic to me.

 

[Thrash]

i agree with you. one of the most romantic things i have ever heard

 

[JeremyClarkson]

next time try "im going to fuck you in every hole possible" champ.

 

[Dylan_]

oh lord.

 

[easy_cam_steezy]

if a girl said that to me, personally....

I would be very smitten

 

[s_a_m]

girls also find peeing in their butts romantic

 

[InkShrink]

Hahaha. So romantic. +k for making me laugh.

 

[Malcolm]

hahaha

 

[Liam.Butler]

she has now informed me she shall "fuck me like a jackhammer" weird...

 

[FUUUCK]

I would immediately marry any girl that would work on

 

[Totes_Magotes]

why did you put an 'i' in the last word... it shoulda been "fuck me like a jackhammer" WERD!!!!!!

 

[jakepwilliams]

word

 

[Liam.Butler]

because I like to see her as sweet and innocent, and me as the crude d-bag. Its my job and she is taking it over!

 

[NW_Rider]

There is a member on here who's mother is an expert on the hammer subject, can't remember who it is though, unless is is the original poster, in which case im a retard. Whatever.

 

[1337]

Woah woah woah stop. You let her out of the kitchen? And she didn't immediately accept your "threat"?
Dump that hoe

 

[Italian.Stallion]

lol

 

[Liam.Butler]

I kind of had to, since were both at work.

 

[B-runge]

loldo it

 

[ski-swagga]

ahahahhahahha

 

[biG_EaSt]

dylan_ sound kinda familiar?

 

[jakepwilliams]

when i did that she did not find it romantic at all and left

 

[Abc567def]

i lol'ed

 

[HR8938Cephei]

hahah i lol'd

 

[wintersway]

it was dylan_

see the "oh lord" comment that he posted

 

[MattWeiss]

hahaha, good try

 

[TechnoPotamus]

haha that pretty much sums things up