Today i peed my bed

when i back out i never seem to make it to the bathroom. this past summer at my old roommates grad party i blacked out got up off the couch i was sleeping on and preceded to pee on another couch. during winter break i was in steamboat and pissed in the closet and all over my girlfriends stuff and supposedly last night i peed in the corner of my room after going into my bathroom and decided that was not the right place for me. My girlfriend ask me why i was peeing in the corner and my response "because it feels good" i have a problem
 
I was crashing on a friend's floor, and tried to climb over an occupied bed that was positioned in front of a window, thinking the bathroom was that way. I realize what I am doing, go back to my spot, then get up on my knees and piss in a full MtnDew bottle.
 
Years ago at a party one of my good friends at the time was super wasted, as were the rest of us. We had a rather large house to ourseves and there were probably about 20 of us there, plenty of bottles and a keg to drink on plus 'party favors'. Sometime in the middle of the night a line started forming at the bathroom by the kitchen, my friend keith had apparently passed out while sitting on the toilet, we found him pants around his ankles laying on the floor in the wierdest pose ever. Picture this, puddle of puke by his face, puddle of piss by his waist, and a fat log behind him that from where i was standing looked like it was still attached lol. Needless to say we left this to his girlfriend to deal with she was a real g cleaning all that up for him. Fun times right there.
 
i was real drunk once, layin on my bedroom floor with mad spins. i knew i couldnt make it to the bathroom, so i slid my pants off, rolled over, and pissed down my heat and a/c vent. since it was winter time, every time the furnace kicked on, my room smelt of urine...for weeks.
 
Last week after the bar, one of my friends decided it would be a good idea to piss all over my laundry bag full of laundry. My other roomate threw a pillow at him to get him to stop, but instead he turned to the right and pissed all over the pillow. Bastard
 
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