Today i learned i am NOT invincible

Jake...

Jake...

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let me tell you the scenario:

1) east coast (an icy day)

2) new DFD goes in and our plan is to be t hall and session it.

3) none of us have hit anything more then a single kink before.

(us= like 4 of us skiing)

S0 james and scott drop in, but both pussay out and jsut slide the lip side ways as a speed check they claim (which is actually a good idea, as i end up learning). OK, so my turn, and remember at this point im feeling 110%, i just finished working all my lessons, good girl realations going on, so i drop in, thinking im the man. go up, and before i know it im ridding the first down. All im thinking is ohhh shit son im killing this. wrong. as my skis hit kink number one, the round of the rail splits my skis appart. shit. so im thinking, either 1)this last kink is a target zone for my balls or 2), im attempting to bail outta the way some how. i decide in a split instict, id rather loose the semen outta my balls in a different matter then them exploding on some metal at full impact. STUPID me i end up landingjust after the kink, but sorta lean my body to the left, and slide my right leg against the support beamS, and side wall of the rail.so what happens, i end up laying 20 feet away from the landing of the rail, with one ski on and poles no where to be seen. My knee is so messed up its unbelieveable. BUT at the time, about 30 mins later, i get home. At this time i feel good aobut it like it was just an ordaninary daily bail. UNTIL i take of my snowpants, and see my trackpants im wearing underneath is a blood stained circle around me kneee. OH SHIT is right. So right now i cant walk, and its ice and pain killers.

thats right everyone, i got OWNED.

the moral to the story?You, as i found out today are not invincible. this has been by far my hardest bail yet. SO use a bit of sense in what your hitting to your skill level.

 
wow, that sucks man,

my friend was sliding this wicked easy flat bar thats like a foot of the ground, fell and hit his knee on the end of the rail, he split it open and had to get stitches, was out for a week
 
i am the polar opposite of u, i pussy out and just stare at the rail for hours then i sack up and i usually clean it, thats how i role
 
Today when I was skiing, I was hitting this single kink rail thats like 20ft long. I got over the first kink and my back foot's ski popped out for no reason. I somehow managed to stay on the rail, grinding the whole rail with my boot and my ski. But of course i didnt land because my boot hit the ground which was all ice and i came to an abrupt stop and fell on my ass.
 
my knees started bleeding after i nutted the s coaster at momentum once, it wasnt fun
 
hahaha jake i wanna see this shit on film...TELL ME U GOT IT ON FILM...oh well that sucks if u didnt but yah man today blew ice and ass chunks...
 
well i barely skimmed over your story because it involved "jibbing". The key to skiing and progressing is whenever you have a really nasty crash, get back up and do it again right away. I've found I always get it the 2nd time and boost my confidence, its all about getting back on the horsie right away or you might be afriad forever.
 
haha this is funny aline because you talk so much smack on the forums as if your so good, yet cant slide a simple dub kink. Put your money where your mouth is nijjah!
 
haha just talked to jake, it wasn't on film. That was the first thing i asked

jake- "Yo i just took a huge bail, and almost broke my leg"

Me- "Was it on film"

id rather loose the semen outta my balls in a different matter then them exploding on some metal at full impact.

^^That was sweet^^
 
that is soooo true becasue if u leve it and then come bakc another day then u will be afraid to do it...might as well do it again while your adreniline is pumping...but depends on the situation though too...
 
Just wait until you break a bone... Now that's the shit that is going to tell you that you're not invincible, and it sucks balls to try and get over.
 
of the 2 resorts m limited 2, this is the first dub kink i have ever seen. SO with what i previously had ot work with, and this being only my 2nd season of freestlye, i feel ive picked up the jibbing game quickly. just not multi kinks, yet.
 
i lied. we have a battleship rail at lakeridge and a battleship box at dagmar. both i have no probs with.
 
My first day on skis, which was last year. I was hitting double kinks. To me its the same thing as hitting a flat rail, I dont think about the kink I just kinda glide over it.
 
I did the same thing the other week kinda, cept to stop myself from nutting myself, I put my knee in the way. It stiffened up, and I could barely drive home (its a standard, so my left knee was killing after pushing in the clutch) and I couldnt walk the next day. Turns out, three days later, back to normal, just a little jumping pain, but hell, I'll get over it.
 
No one thinks that man. When you say you thought you where invincible, you didn't actually think that. You just didn't think of the possible consequences that could happen. Not worrying about getting hurt isn't directly saying you think you are invincible, but it's close enough.
 
Dude, i know exactly how you feel, after i hurt my knee i def think about stuff more.
 
I was feeling the same way at the beginning of the season and now i'm sitting on the couch with pins in my arm...
 
at a rail jam at silverstar i lannded one foot on the down and one foot on the flat on a kink doing a 270 andi nutted myself and got a tennisball on emy shin. and i also landed on my face on a cork 9 yesterday. both videos coming after csinton stops bein a fucktard and uploads them.

yeah, im not invincible either
 
practice and physical strength do a lot for invincibilty... youre brain just likes to fuck with you before it knows any better.
 
dude that's nothin...i whacked my knee and nutted myself all in one. mine didn't bleed though, your's is a lot worse i'll give you that
 
sounds like me, i hope im better in a few days. right now, i just got up, its a purple tennis ball with 2 cuts in it. so gross, and me and my crutch are off to school because "i should walk on it, it will help"

but ahh fuck.
 
Im tellin ya, any time you can't walk without a crutch the day after a fall like this, you might want to see a doctor. Don't be ignorant, just see a doctor and make sure you don't need surgery... its better in the longrun than trying to be a toughguy
 
ok if you knew who i am im not trying to pull a toughguy look. The reason i dont wanna go to the doctors is because they could potentially give me a brace type thing, disallowing me to teach on weekends. How ever i think if i ice it, take pain killers, and walk with a crutch for a few days it will heal on its own.
 
Im not gonna call you jake cause I dont know you and that would be kinda weird, but yeah if you got it on tape please post it! I also like how you added in that your girl situation is goin good!hahah
 
a brace isn't permanent... fyi, I was up and skiing after 3 weeks of rehab on my mcl last winter, no brace then, no brace now. If its hard to walk, how ar eyou gonna ski? If there is something wrong you should rehab to FIX it rather than just let it chill... but be ignorant if you want
 
haha man at the time that made me feel honestly like i was on top of the world (a 10 foot high roll in) haha
 
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