Tobacco Rap

TheQuailman

TheQuailman

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Before you smoke that crap

You need to listen to my Tobacco Rap

There are many things you should know

About the stuff we call tobacco

Cigarettes aren’t cheap

7 bucks a pack, cause yellow teeth

You want to be part of the scene

Then you become addicted to the nicotine

I hope you enjoy your cancer stick

While you cough down the chemical: arsenic

It’s used in rat poison, that’s just the start

Soon you’ll get cancer of the heart

Be careful of the friends that you choose

With peer pressure, in the end you’ll lose

Smoking is stupid, use yo head

You’re breathing in toxins full of lead

Now the rap is done

I got to run

But I hope you change your ways

Stop smoking cigarettes in these troubled days

 
i know smoking is bad for you, but i smoke maybe 2 cigars a week or so, i think if you keep in moderation youll be straight...just dont get addicted. and yes its possible to just not get addicted as long as you mentally dont want to.
 
im not big on the whole anti-smoking thing, but from personal experience, a couple cigarettes on the weekend with your buddies at a party turns into a habit pretty quick.
 
that's how much a pack costs in chicago. that is dick sucking prices. thank god i don't live in chicago and don't buy cigs.
 
addiction can just as easily be a physical thing. And to say as long as you don't want to, you will not get addicted is stupid. Do you honestly think that people who are addicted to things like heroin or even to just cigs wanted to get addicted. I am not saying you are going to get addicted, it was just a stupid thing to say.
 
2 cigaretes a week will turn to three then four and before you know it a pack a week then two packs untill you start smocking a pack a day thena pack and a half then 2 packs. then 2 cigarets at a time and 4 packs a day soon youl be smoking 7 cigarets at a time and 12 packs a day untill you have to cary around a garbage bag to put all your ash in. then youl be so pour the only source of nicotine you can get is in nicotine patches that you can steel because their not behind the counter so youl start overdosing in nicotine patches and pass out on the sidewalk and end up in jail.

cigaretes=jail
 
hahahahaha

oh man, i had a good laugh at that one. you sounded so totally serious in the begining. I wish i could fit that whole thing in my sig.
 
people can smoke if they want to. they know the risks, its their desicion, so i dont get why everyone has to be a fucking preacher and think that only their way is the right way. so long as i dont have to be around people when they are smoking cigs, i dont care if they smoke. why should anyone.
 
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