To whom it may concern.....

Phill.

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After reading all of these political threads, that are thankfully starting to die down, I (skiorgy11) am in a deep thought about the future of this nation.
I beleive that the two political parties are way overpowering, so my plan to rid America of all the scandals and what not happening in washington is as follows.
We Newschooler Nation must create our own political party to run for the 2012 presidency. Here are a few steps I have devised during this deep state of meditation.
1. We fund ourselves, no big company funding for our campigns, the more contributions there are the more corruptions there will be. However, ski companies and resorts are more than welcome to contribute.
2. Once in office, we must eliminate tax on all ski products. We no doubt have to make-up for this loss of income by over-taxing all skier discrimination companies.
3. We must spend great amounts of cash to start reversing climate changem in order to save the snow.
4. We must improve greatly the mass transportation of this land to accomadate all skiers that live in the non-mountainous regions.
5. Most importantly we must U-haul the White House to Denver, Colorado, to allow of easy ski access to our elected officials.
My fellow Newschoolers this is no time sit on our asses.
We must start changing today, so that tomorrow will be a brighter day.

 
"3. We must spend great amounts of cash to start reversing climate changem in order to save the snow."

are you fucking serious? you obviously didn't see the snow totals of last year.
 
alright then i officially nominate you head of the EPA....
anyone who want this party to thrive must give their imput into different policies of this young political party
 
sorry, but im already part of the apathist party.

we still have to define our political stances though.....

well get to it one day.....maybe.
 
well of course, allthough its not up to me to decide this, its up to you all of you NSer's
we are a communist like party from the outside looking in, but from inside we are a democracy.....
that is if you (NS) want it to be....
 
2. Once in office, we must eliminate tax on all ski products. We no doubt have to make-up for this loss of income by over-taxing all skier discrimination companies.
3. We must spend great amounts of cash to start reversing climate changem in order to save the snow.

That can't work. Ski products are made with non-renewable resources, and how they are made is bad for the atmosphere. so under your "reversing climate change" plan we'd probably have to tax ski products more than we do today.
 
yes this is the point of our new government...... correcting each others ideas to make one really kick ass political party!!!!!
ps: you should consider being head of media relations......
 
After we come into power we have to work on creating a newschoolers nation. Very similar to the new nation outlined in the thread New Canada.
 
i was in the lodge today and for some reason decided to finally give it a try. i asked two guys sitting next to me who i had seen in the park (pretty solid skiiers) who undoubtedly looked like NSers if they knew how to get to chad's from the bottom of alta.

.....they both looked at me as if i had lobsters crawling out of my ears, then proceeded to attempt to answer the question seriously, to which i then put my head down, smiled, and turned away in disgust.
 
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