To whoever Stole My brand fucking new Surfacez from keystone...

Intergalactic

Intergalactic

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FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT POOPHEADED RAT FACED BUCKET OF TWAT

seriously who stealz fucking skis???

i waited like 3 weeks for them to come in, skied on them for 4 hourz and some small dicked piece of shit took them even when i split them up in 2 ifferent racks. if by chance you know someone that just miraculously got some new surfaces, please let me know....
 
if he really did read this, he's most likely be happy that he's getting this kind of a reaction out of you. and PLEASE stop spelling wordz with the letter z at the end.
 
^yes, great attitude. i was with kevin when this happened. he seriously skiied for 4 hours on them. i hate who ever stole THEM!
 
that sucks, I know keystone has a nice park and all, but I can't stand the people that ski there. I am not referencing the dude who got his shit stolen, but the general tourist at keystone, and the fuck who stole this dudes skis is included. This adds to my dislike of keystone. a double fuck you goes out to the guy who is feels that it is ok to take other peoples property, way to break the social contract. dipshit.
 
that sucks! surface has neat skis and i bet its gotta be someone here because im sure there were other nice skis on the rack and only ns'ers know surface is cool.
 
man thats shitty i feel bad my friend had shoes and googles stolen which doesnt compare to ski but still people that steal shit are fucking dicks
 
shit thats terrible. watch ebay or craiglist or something cause surfaces are really rare. a guy got his snowboard stolen at my mountain and he found it on ebay and called the police and got the dude arrested so look around.
 
Def check the ebays, craiglists, everywhere cause surface skis are pretty rare so it'll be hard to sell. Unless he wanted to ski them for himself
 
o ya dud zorry, im actually not angry at all at the dueche bag that just jacked $600 worth of zhit from me. Hopefuly hell read thiz pozt and feel really bad that im no longer angry at him.Zeriously dude your fucking not intelligent.

Sorry to everyone else for this read, im just need a way to vent some anger right now, i just have the shittiest feeling ever. I guess you all should try and take something from this. Whenever i read a thread about stolen stuff i was like, oh shit thatz a bummer, but i never really thought about it. If you have some nice stuff, seriously take care of it, and take extra care to split it up and/or hide it, its soooo fucking worth it. I thought splitting them up was enought but i guess not. Ill deff keep a lookout on ebay etc, thanks for the support from everyone else
 
good luck finding them. im pretty sure who ever stole them wont be coming back to the same resort.
 
did y ou write your name or anything on them? or somthing that would make then one of a kind that you can add to the description?
 
That sux man.

Make sure that you check not only your state/region for your skis in craigslist/ebay. Since Keystone does have alot of people come through he could live in another state.

Good luck
 
yeah, watch around, check used sports stores, apparently my bros co-worker's friend got her board stolen from jiminy, 2 days later, some guy comes into their store and tries to sell it to them, they just took his liscense and the board and reported to cops
 
the person that tries to ride your stolen skis will probably break their leg or something... thats just bad ski karma
 
i bet it was this fucker. i've been there man and i know how much it sux. were you at the echo 4frnt comp today? sterbenz was talking about someone losing some skis at key when he was announcing that comp. on a side note matt sterbenz may do a great job at running a ski company but he should never ever announce for another competition. sorry matt (if ur on ns)
 
if you find the kid you should honesty, just straight up kill him. im talking like take a saw and saw his whole fucking head off and stick it on a poll and when ever you need to go into the lodge put the dickwad's head on the pole next to your skis with a sign that says ask this guy what happens when you try to steel my skis.
 
I'd feel a lot more sorry for you if you didn't type in such an aggravating fashion. That still sucks, though. On the plus side, they'll be easier to track down given they're surfaces, not too many of those around.
 
dam man i am sorry i rember like a year and a half ago your like i really need new skis but i have no money. you final saved up and now the stolen that reaelly sucks man.

your family insurence might have something for stolen goods too might check
 
"POOPHEADED RAT FACED BUCKET OF TWAT"

ouch. But on a more serious note, that really sucks! You were so stoked for them. Hope you get them back buddy.
 
i know a kid that goes to keystone all the time and he steals shit like crazy, and from cool people too, so if i hear him braging about how cool he is cause he stole some surface ski's ill steal them back for you. i definatly wouldnt be suprised if it was him.
 
I was afraid of that happening with my board this year since I bought a new one (just mix and match from the factory though) and I have semi-expensive bindings on it... so I selected the equipment check option when I got my season's pass. Only $20 for the whole season.

That really sucks though. Good luck.
 
you see here in colorado, we dont have equipment check. unless you are leaving your shit somewhere overnight. which i doubt this kid was doing.
 
i work for poor boyz and i'm offering the following:

a full bonus segment in UP1 of me personally filming and beating the shit our of this guy you know. let me know his address and i will come with extra batteries (the beat down will be long and strenuous), a tripod (hard to curb someone with a camera in your hand), and a couple heavyweight friends to assist in the fun (i am a generous person).

the fact that you allow your aquantance to steal "from cool people" is naive and lame. who are you to judge who is cool and not cool to steal from. and, WHO THE FUCK ALLOWS STEALING TO OCCUR ON A REGULAR BASIS? every day that you condone this guy to steal winter gear is another day you condone the pain of someone like the owner of this thread.

"so if i hear him braging about how cool he is cause he stole some surface ski's ill steal them back for you," you are the lamest robin hood i have ever heard of. grow some balls and turn this guy and others like him in.

the offer still stands for a bonus segment, fuck it, i'll put it in the featured film.
 
what bindings did you have on them? if i ever see somebody stealing skis i WILL castrate them because ski thieves do not deserve to have balls in my opinion...
 
I would hate to have my skis stolen, but brand new surfaces fuck, id kill the fucker. My mom got me this kryptonite lock for christmas:

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I recommend everybody get one of these because it cant be cut like some of the shittier ski locks.
 
thanks everyone, the had the new look px12 bindings on them. Please please please let me know if your in Co and you see someone on them, theres always the possibilitty that they are theres, but you never know. thanks again
 
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