To toke or not to toke?

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punk_flannery

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OK, i have a delema.....i wanna smoke pot....but i can't. this is why.....a couple of weeks ago my house got raided by the pigs. they had a warrent to search the house for drugs(pot). they only found 3 grams on my day and a glass bong on me(the one that darryl posted(Jack)), they took my dadz pot and left the bong. noone was charged, however.....i am currently on probation for possestion of nacatics(pot) if i get caught again i will go to Jail!!!they said they would not tell my probation officer, but there dirty fuckin pigs so i don't know if i should just say fuck it and smoke pot or if i should play it safe. i have tried to not smoke it and with in 1 week i have failed 3 times, by the way for anyone who cares i'm Darryl's friend with 1080's (Paul) i need input, oh and also my girl friend Holly, (troll) said if i do it, no sex.....i need advice HELP!!!!...........

paul

'you don't drink to get drunk, you drink because you're sober'
 
i think you have smoked yourself retarded you fucking moron

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
just stop chiefin it until your not getting drips anymore. that way, you can still get ass and subvert jail time. i would call that a reasonable loss

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
is it really that hard of a decision. He will go to jail if he gets busted again. Is getting high really worth it. Getting high is fun and all but in jail you get fucked in the ass and they dont let you out to go skiing you fucking cockmonkey. I think he is retarded for even asking such a dumb fuck question. so go fuck yourself

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
just dont get caught

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my girl friend has just informed me that if i only smoke it once a week or so (which is what i was going to do anyway) that i will still get sex....its a compermise......once a week wont show up on a piss test...will it???

paul

'you don't drink to get drunk, you drink because you're sober'
 
what's toke?

oohhh, sex.

got it, now i'm 'in'

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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hey stpuid it can take up to a month to clear pot from youre system.depending on how often you smoke which is probably quite a bit. you might really want to consider stopping till this shit blows over

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
I agree with weiner. You think perhaps you've been sucked into the mental addiction if you're seriously risking jail for it? And if you have been, then shouldn't you do something about it?

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Hrm... if someone was to smoke um... lets say about once every two weeks or so, how long would it take to be flushed from their system?

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-Dan

'This turn coming up is looks really good and bad dude'

'I'm obviously not sober enough to drive trees!'

 
alright, here's what to do

you can smoke once-twice a week as long as you take these cleansing pills. NOT DETOX!! cleansing pills. you can get them at GNC. they are called GNC Preventive Nutrition Cleansing Formula Dietary Supplement. they work pretty good. what they do is they just help flush your system faster, it doesn't cover it like detox does.

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
if you're on probation, and haven't been charged with anything, i don't think they are gonna care too much. Is it like a probation where you call in once a week and tell your officer that you are staying out of trouble. Or do you have to meet with him (Very unlikely)? You should be fine unless you are caught with it on you or your posession. Like someone else said, the thc stays in ya for a while, depending on how much, often, and how kickass your weed is. Well anyway, there is no way to prove when you smoked it. Since you are on 'probation' and haven't been charged with anything, i don't think you are in danger of going to jail, sounds like some empty threats to me. Since they left you your bong, what the hell do yo think? That is pretty much telling you that you can still keep smoking. Just make sure you keep your nose clean when out and about. Another thing, if you are on probation from a court order, from a different crime or previous drug charge, just wait till your probation is over. Think about all the money you will save. Just put all the cash you normally would spend on bud,in a bank account, and watch it grow, until you are off probation and then go out and buy a new bong, and as much weed as you can. That's my opinion.

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If you want to get chicks, all you gotta do is tell them you're a cage fighter, it works for me.
 
just don't smoke... i hate to say it but its the best bet

i am giving up smoking for a while

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
haha yeah but just dont be stupid about it

If Newton's 3rd Law is true(every action has an equal and opposite reaction) then I could take a dump in space, the poo would shoot one way and I would go the other! SCIENCE RULES!
 
yeah youll get caught if you do so dont

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Which brings me to my next point...DON'T DO DRUGS!

~Jameson~

'So you don't wanna fish sandwich?'

-Leon Phelps
 
Uh, I think you were trying to quote the waterboy...? 'Which brings me to my next point, don't smoke crack...'

.

:::Pain is temporary, Glory's forever:::

Sure, the good guys always win....but the bad guys have more fun...

 
i know that ya moron, but he aint smokin crack.

~Jameson~

'So you don't wanna fish sandwich?'

-Leon Phelps
 
Paul is a fucking moron though.... I know him... and he has smoked himself dumb. no offence or anything though Paul. I mean it in the nicest possible way.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
 
i think the obvious solution is to just have holly with you 24/7... at least when i'm around so i don't get you smokin'... yea.

Darryl Hunt

'I like blowjobs... they look interesting' Marc
 
its up to you, but be safe about it. dont carry any, have your friends hold eveything (thats sorta mean but oh well) and make sure your not in any sketchy situations.

and djextreme, toking is not sex.

-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
 
ya Paul, Listen to Darryl danmit!!! lol telling everyone i wont give u sex!! but ya no drugs for u unless u want to go to jail.

' everything in life is about having wind shield washing fliud' - Darryl Hunt driving in Paul's dirty ass van!
 
if you dont mind me asking, why did they have a warrent to raid your place in the first place?

-its not how you look in the line, its how you look making the line

-A.V. crew, reprezentin
 
dont smoke man. about 8 of my friends are on probation and about 5 of them have been sent away bescuase they were smoking when they were getting random piss tests. its pretty much just luck if you dont get caught, its not really worth it

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
Don't smoke it. it's bad for you and you will be denying yourself sex. you gotta prioritize

Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?
 
dude just smoke pipe tabacoo thats what i do now when i feel i want to smoke

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
Ok dave, your an alcoholic who likes little girls! so how's stacy??!! i mean that in the nicest possible way i can, i swear! ya i think thats what i'm gonna do just like 1 every 2 weeks and still do the whole detox thingy

shitty!

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.....Even if you win, your still retarded!
 
paul you're fucked. you should have smoked yourself retarded on saturday and just held out untill jan 15th? or whenever it was.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
here wat u should do . pack up all your stuff and move to switzerland the skiing way better the girls are hotter and weed is legal there

end of story

 
Rebel, if skiing was outlawed and you continued to do so, despite possible consequences would that mean you need help for your skiing addiction?

----------------------------------------------------------------------------'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock' -Ductapeboy
 
I'm as dedicated a smoker as you will find and been down for it as well, prison sux. By the way 99% of the dudes aren't going to ass rape you, they are just chillin or shall I say maxin and relaxin. Three hots and cot, if the cops are hawkin all over you and your dad, after your probation is up move to a different state cause they won't leave you alone if you stick around. Cops are like herpes they show up fuck up your month or so and when you think they are leaving you alone BAM another festering soar shows up.

 
The issue isn't really it's legality, but let's put it like this: If Joe had to lay off skiing for a season or he would lose his house, car, family, but Joe chose skiing, then yes, I would say say that he needs help to get his mind off skiing.

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DuDe Once a Week WILL GUARANTEED show up on a piss test... it keeps in your system for up to 5 months (and that's no BS). But you can get stuff to drain it from your system (not 100% always).

But don't risk it, wait till the heat cools down then hit it back up. The Risk Reward factor is shitty.

 
ooooh yeah, you dont ski rebel. my bad..

----------------------------------------------------------------------------'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock' -Ductapeboy
 
man - it's so fuckin' gay that pot is illigal. for a person in my situation it really don't matter 'cause i'm not cought up in the law so they arn't watchin' for me to fuck up and do anything stupid... but for people like paul with a record it's fuckin' retarded. like seriously it's a bunch of bullshit.

whatever though - if you drink a lot (A LOT) of water pot will go threw your system a lot faster (5 months is a little over exagerated don't you think?).

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the police!

Darryl Hunt

boardpass.com - good or bad for skiing?
 
wow darryl, it's alwayz great to hear your input.

but ya, i'm just gunna wait it out and do the whole savin of the money thing, even though its all goin to rent........depression.....Jan 30, seems so fuckin far away......

p

o

t

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.....Even if you win, your still retarded!
 
my bros have to get piss tested every once in a while, and my one bro smoked the week he got tested, but he took those herbal cleansing pills and he passed 2 of them. my other brother is retarded and took some of his tests stoned, haha.

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
I don't know if that was a shot at me or not. I'm not a hardcore skiier, but that doesn't mean that there isn't anything that I'm passionate about. You do see my point, right?

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