To the citizens of the USA
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Dbouch
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Im American and I laughed pretty much the whole way through that post.
Then I laughed even harder at how hypocritical NSers were towards it.
We claim to be the greatest nation in the world but when we get a little ego shot like this we freakout and proceed to talk about how we could bomb you or whatever.
Bravo NS, on proving the american stereotype.
Then I laughed even harder at how hypocritical NSers were towards it.
We claim to be the greatest nation in the world but when we get a little ego shot like this we freakout and proceed to talk about how we could bomb you or whatever.
Bravo NS, on proving the american stereotype.
holyDINOSAURS
Active member
....and you're calling them smug?
Haha, that was entertaining. And to all of you guys that seriously take offense to this, fuck off and laugh a little.
Scolson
Active member
3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.
-Woah, I like, didn't realize that, like, people actually talked like this, you know?
4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
-it's an American holiday. Deal with it.
7. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
-Roundabouts aren't that great. Why would we drive on the left? US isn't alone on that one. Plenty of educated people realize how much better the metric system is, but it's not up to me to change it.
8. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.
-It is gasoline, and just because Europe's gas prices blow isn't our problem.
11. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters.
-James Bond, one of the most famous "good guys" in movies? Ever heard of it?
13. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
-Except in Asia where baseball is rapidly growing in popularity. It's getting pretty huge over there.
Although now I'm beginning to suspect that this is a parody of elitist British points of view, which is how I will interpret it from now on.
-Woah, I like, didn't realize that, like, people actually talked like this, you know?
4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
-it's an American holiday. Deal with it.
7. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
-Roundabouts aren't that great. Why would we drive on the left? US isn't alone on that one. Plenty of educated people realize how much better the metric system is, but it's not up to me to change it.
8. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.
-It is gasoline, and just because Europe's gas prices blow isn't our problem.
11. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters.
-James Bond, one of the most famous "good guys" in movies? Ever heard of it?
13. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
-Except in Asia where baseball is rapidly growing in popularity. It's getting pretty huge over there.
Although now I'm beginning to suspect that this is a parody of elitist British points of view, which is how I will interpret it from now on.
Scandinavia
Member
What is with americans and their country?
Come on!
Let go of all this patriotical shit and loosen up. Why do you feel the urge to defend USA everytime someone points out a few flaws, especially when it is all just for fun?
AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!
Come on!
Let go of all this patriotical shit and loosen up. Why do you feel the urge to defend USA everytime someone points out a few flaws, especially when it is all just for fun?
AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!
the420skier
Member
ahahahahahhaha
i love u
but seriously
I LOVE U
fuck u skidubaiguy
i love u
but seriously
I LOVE U
fuck u skidubaiguy