to recap my shitty ass night

kyle_w

kyle_w

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ok so im the receiver for the football team, i went out for a pass, and the ball cought me on the tip of the finger, my lil finger is broken, its got a lump, and its crooked, then i headed off to an element skateboards demo, skated with the team a while, and got autographs, then comes the product toss, i had a deck in my hands, and some black kid tackled me stole my shoe, hat, and the deck, not to mention he broke my ankle when he landed on it, so now i have 1 shoe, no hat, and 2 broken bones, how much shittier does it get?

I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda

 
contact elements and tell them the story, i bet they would hook you up for sure, just for the agony of it all.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
o dude they know, the team manager saw it, and terry kennedy gave me his deck, so its cool, 'compton ass terry' is soo cool

I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda

 
yeah we have more than 2 receivers, but me and my other receiver are the best in the county

I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda

 
kan u still nazi march?

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Im not really a skier, I just play one online.
 
^haha, not with the crutches, but i can raise the left hand at a 45 degree angle

I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda

 
^^ CJ, that's aweful...

My night was way worst, i can't even talk about it online, but my buddies in jail now...

live by the N.E.R.D
 
unless he was really into skating...the black kid probably was gonna go sell it on ebay for cash for new rims or something

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
^ no man the fucker had air force ones on and a fro pick he was a total poser

I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda

 
how was the demo besides that...

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it could have been worse if u were in prison where all that woulda happened and ur shit would flow easier

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
i feel your pain with the crutches broke my ankle on the 2nd day of soccer season and now have a plate and 6 screwes in it.

are you having surgery

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
shoulda taken off the shoe you still ahd and beat him with it

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you have i love meghan in your sig.

Skiing.

I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
 
drink our milk man

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
im sure there's a good reason why you didn't knock the nigger's teeth out, so lets hear it.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
i was going to say 'stop whining no one gives a shit you worthless piece of crap' but that actually really does suck man

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
^ i know, only reason i didnt kill him is i couldnt catch the niggers ass, and my friend got his bord stole too, on the www.elementskatboards.com site theres a pic of terry kennedy in a van with his foot propped up, im in the background with the brown shirt, and the pic with jake rupp throwing a board into the crowd is when i got mobbed

I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda

 
o and by the way it was fredrick maryland, day 6

I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda

 
^^didnt you read, A. he broke his ankle B. the kid was too fast

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
at least the black dude didnt rape you.

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i should have ran his ass over in the expedition if i woulda found him

I HEART MEGHAN

'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda

 
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