To Ian Compton

Pineal

Pineal

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I saw you on church street the other day and told you i loved you and all you said was thanks. Do you not feel the same? are you just not ready to say it back yet? What did i do
 
You know those harry potter jelly beans that taste like shit? It didnt smell so much as it had a texture similar to the dirt jelly bean. I had to chew my own fart
 
Did you softly caress his teeth as you looked into his eyes? Prolly should've done that so he knows its real
 
What up yo It's ya mans tall t.

I've met ian once or twice. CLAIM. and yo i'm gonna try to speak for him hear cause I feels like I have the privilege and ability. Ya boy chompton is at a stage in his life where the hype is real, but at the same time compton isn't about the lime light. He's a recluse character, humble and modest. You wont catch compton stumbling around the burlngton streets telling UVM sorostitues that hes a pro skier in an effort to get cheeks. Ya more likely to find the man chillin fat on a porch playing stump with a few close homies that dont give much of a fuck that hes a sponsored skier. So dont be like some ddum pro hoe and hop on his dick when you see him. Be a homie, say what up if you must. Maybe even toss a quick compliment his way. Thats it thats all.
 
this thread pleases me. in an awkward sexual way that makes everybody in the room uncomfortable. that's right, let it marinate. mmmm
 
He is a sensitive creature, you must first lure him close with a slice of pizza. Then you must slowly pet his head while he eats mints out of your hand like a fine steed. Only then have you gained access to the sweet sweet orifices of chompton.
 
You must not approach him quickly. If you do he will buck. No, you must approach slowly first with you hand outstretched so he knows you are in his territory and you are the weaker being. If he starts to make nervous gestures, back up, because he can eat you in one bite. Once close enough place your hand gently on his teeth and brush you hand back and forth slowly and nicely. feed him an apple and he will be yours to fly around the mountain with. Compton is a endangered being and you must treat him with care.
 
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