To anyone that steals ski poles

.John.

.John.

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stealing poles from a fellow Newschooler is just wrong.

nuff said.
 
that I don't mind, but when someone nabs your pole when you go in to take a shit, that's bad
 
thats why its stupid to spend more than 20 dollars on poles. I figure if someone ever steals mine I'll just steal someone elses. Mine haven't been stolen yet though.
 
lock up your shit, put it through the straps on your poles, sure they can still steal them but it'll take extra time and they'll look mad shady
 
i think i need to steal a pair soon cause I forgot mine at my friends house and i wont be able to get them back in time before i leave to maine.

but i wont take them from anyone, just a rental shop or somethin
 
what i say, is just dont steal good poles, if your going to take a pair of poles make sure theyre shitty, then you wont be as much of an asshole
 
someone stole my poles one time... but i didnt relize it cuz i have like 10 pairs of shitty pairs so i took the ones next to my skis thinking they were mine... it took me about a week to figure out they werent mine
 
I got my Public Enemy Poles stolen 4 days ago.. I was stunned, who steals poles?? if I ever find him I'm gonna beat him up real good
 
i bought some and then i broke them the next day and that was the last time i bought some it is just so much easer.
 
When i break a pair of poles i find the nearest asshole gaper follow them to the lodge and sneak up and nab their poles while they are spending a fortune on chili fries and a burger. then they get spray painted. and i go SKI!
 
hahahahahaha

what about if you steal a few bags of chips from the school cafeteria? or like, a snapple, and maybe a few cookies?
 
i have got my poles stolen 3 times whith in the last year, it sucks when they are stolen because then i have to go and get some from the rental shop. so the poles i have now i spray painted black, green, brown and white so they are so ugly no one would steal them. but whoever steals poles is gay just go get some from the rental shop if u need some.
 
someone snagged mine. i think they were going to take my skis too, but they are incredibly beat up so if they looked at the bases, they just put them back.
 
my poles are bent in like 3 different places each, so nobody would steal them. Unless somebody confused their bentness for racing polls. hahah that would be the day
 
i found poles which are from my waist down, perfect size jib poles that dont get in your way, in the lost and found and i left my old poles there and took these ones. its trading, not theft
 
i caught a guy trying to steal my helmet wich i had perched on top of my pole while i was eating (stupid i know), anyway, i picked up one of my fujatives and cut his fucking head off!
 
that's weak, cuz the kid probably saw u had twin tips and realized they were robbin a freestyler.
 
It was probably a strategic attack from Andy Mahre, he's targetting you, a skiing super star, so kids can realize skiing without poles isn't THAT gay.

Also, that hand looks really messed up.
 
anyone who skis can afford $20 poles stop being idiots. If you can't then get a job, or you don't deserve poles anyway.
 
a snowboarder att my mountain got caught stealing a board today, the kid found him with his board, but didnt end up beating his ass, mountain managment got there before it could happen
 
i bent the shit outta mine on a box and saw a pair in the snow that had been there for a day or so so i put mine there and took those, kinda like trading them in.
 
hey its a system if everone steals poles we all win. think of as more of a cycle. ha my friend got like 20 pairs from sugarbush cuz he went at nite and bunch of idiot left em all on the racks.
 
I have those Rossi Scratch poles I got bout 2 years ago and havent had those stolen yet. I'm the only one at my mountain with them. I would kick the persons ass if I saw them with them.
 
yes always make sure you lock up your skis, and if you are skiing with poles, get a pole lock.. i got one from ebay and it was only 45.99, which is a pretty good deal considering my joysticks cost 93 dollars.
 
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