To all you non virgins

[ECB]

Can I pretend to be him and fuck you?

 

[SpaceTiger]

I was birthed and I shoved my limp baby dick in the nurses mouf

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

my prayers have been answered

 

[Kush_Squad]

i had sex before my dick could get hard...
(claim)

 

[.Emerson.]

wait...what?

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

he never said he gave. my guess is he received it in the anus when he was a young boy

 

[Olde_English]

i lol'd

 

[Peach.]

What the fuck happened in this thread??

 

[3-6-steeze]

cause you fucked all your sisters before

 

[MNS]

youre a post slut

 

[RosskillzIT]

lolol

 

[Kangbang]

LAWLAWLERS!

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Shitt. Walked right in to that one. I almost made it worse, but I saved myself by taking my own advice & realizing my original reply would make me appear as a urethra.

Well played.

 

[Dirty_Bit]

 

[h_bar]

congratulations

 

[Timotheezy.]

ahahahahaha this thread fucking kills me. backfired so hard

 

[marcusleach]

i was lucky... grew up in a trailer park... sexin everywhere... all day, every day... as long as i kept a pack of cigs in my pocket, could trade it for a toothless BJ anytime

 

[lahnabonny]

this is a fail of a thread if i ever saw one ahaha

 

[Abc567def]

I don't like sex, it makes me cry white tears

 

[Sveetski]

Did you pee in your sisters butt?

 

[TheReverend]

uhhhh.....