To all the skinny kids

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heavymetalwinner

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To gain weight, smoke weed, it gives you mad munchies then load your fridge with fatty foods and just pig out, worked for me, but know I am trying to burn it off, what do you little fuckers do to make the weight stay low. I weigh 190 and I am 6 foot 1. I used to swim. If you want muscle mass try protein and 8 swim workouts averageing 5K a day. No definition, but my shoulders are huge compared to my friends. I get asked all the time to play football and other sports, but school sports suck, stick to free skiing, in the end, you get alotta pussy when your livin in banff of whistler, with tourist girls. School sports boys get to mess around with nasty ass chearleaders. You know some other guy on the chearleading team probably has had his fingers up your girls cunt a few times as well. it happens.

 
I have a super-high metabolism, so it doesn't matter if I eat more than Oprah.

'I'm the guns of navarone motherfucker!!'-Jules(Pulp Fiction)
 
ya, i can eat so much, but i just keep burning it off

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
I wanna be a cheerleader now! Or a tourist girl in Whistler. One out of Two ain't bad.

'Uh, What is he doing?'

'What does it look like he's doing?'

'Well should he be doing that?'

'I dunno, should he?' - Late night CBC TV.
 
5'10'...... Seventeen years old..... 130 lbs! Help me heavymetalwinner!

'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
 
It's called the lazieness plan. You become incredibly lazy, so lazy you don't even feel like eating. It's what keeps me a slim 125 5'11, if only I could stop being so lazy then i wouldn't be a twig...

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
the problem is that i smoke all the time.. i get MAD munchies and eat a fuckload..it's not working that well.. partly because when im blazed my metabolism works at like hyper speed.. hmm... i wanna workin out and shit tho

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
im hella lazy...when i don't have track i just sit around on my ass and eat all the time but i have a high metabolism so i don't gain any weight...

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
it doesnt really matter how fast your matablosim is. just start lifting and go on protien or creatine. i have noticed a huge difference

D.A.R.E=Drugs are really excellent
 
i've been fat pretty much my whole life, then over last summer i started to skate, and i did a lot of trials and freeride stuff. then i joined a freeride team, spak coached then he left and i lost like 55 pounds. it was crrrrayzyy shit, but it was worth it, lots of tourists.

bunch of f**kin' savages in this town

you know that shit?
 
The problem with me is that I'm under-feed. Livin' ith jut my dad, the only shit he, or I, know how to make is the same shitty microwave chili, or Ramen noddles, of buritos or shit like that. After 8 months of crap, I barely ever feel liek eating. Oh well, this July I'm moving back in with my mom and Step-dad, who know how to cook, and do.

~~~Dope Degenerate Donationg Dude~~~

Marge: Homer, stop picking at it.

Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.

Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.

[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside]

Wiggum: Don't worry, boys. He's gotta come outta there sometime.
 
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