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Charles_Grant

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well um .. hi.. im a skier... i ski at horseshoe valley (it's really good) and i've been having some troubles making friends lately.. and actually mostly getting dates. with my research showing that the number of females on newschoolers has recently increased dramatically.. i figured that maybe some of you in my area would like to go out with me? im really not that bad a guy. well so yah im not the best looking guy in the world.. but we cant all look like chris turpin and jeremy bloom can we? and sure.. so i eat mcdonalds too much.. 373lbs isnt really THAT overweight!! some people find it gross that i cant control my bladder.. but some girls find it cute. i bet you would. come on girls.. send me a message.. my hand can only make me so happy

-dexter

iam shy
 
LOSER!

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

'If you want to ride both ways get a snowboard.' -Some dumb dad talking to his poor son (who was begging for twin tips)
 
hahahahahaha, fuck

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Screw Moseley!

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::Viva la Resistance!::
 
he is joking, dont listen to him!!! hes is really 400 pounds and pisses his pants all day, lol

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

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I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
*gasping for breathe from laughing so hard* holy shit, that's funny. at first i thought you were serious...hahahahahahahahah

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Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
thank u, lol, if u were talking to me

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
ya, that last thing was to madd_trixx

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
well fuck dude, I'm sure girls are all over you ater that. Tell me your secrets!

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Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
of course they can, until they break the chair lift with their weight and get banned, or just cant get any air because their weight keeps them on the ground.....GET INTO SHAPE!! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!! go play soccer...or workout or something.......or!!! screw skiing!! take a career in SUMO wrestling@ i think u still might be considered in the feather weight class in that sport...lol....im just being mean...even though i highly doubt u are 350 pounds

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
i have a boner. fuck.

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
u better train that thing...its working when its not supposed to...lol.....350 pounds!! ...lol...later.

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
The reason why you're not getting girls is because you didn't tell them that you like long walks on beaches.

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meantion how good of a cook you are and thats why your overweight. It would be hilerious to see a 350 pound skier in the pipe.

 
He was joking. No person with those kind of problems would talk about them like that.

'Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.'
 
haha yeah if you were 350 you could get some massive speed for jumps, i dont think you would go that high into the air though

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

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Viva la Resistance!

 
man, your momentum...shit dude, youd just sink into the landing and bail, no matter how hard it is.

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SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
ud probly do some major damage to the jump too

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
this post is fuckin golden mint.. like some sort of chocolate

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
all chocolate is good so this post must be good

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
..what are you some kind of fucking woman? 'All chocolate is good'..c'mon man, don't be a wussbag. The only people who say that are depressed and fat.

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SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
ah hahahahahahahahaha

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
see, that is it, charles gets all his speed for his big rodeos from his abnormal fatness. Hey charles, can i poke you with a stick? that would be awesome :D i like it when fat people jiggle. YAY.

 
wouldnt u like to sink ur lips into some of that fat ass motherfu... oh hey

i fall a lot, and im cool
 
BAHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA!

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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

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~Casper

 
my god, i love this site. Its so damn funny wo just watch...

now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
 
wait a 2nd, ure a girl!

now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
 
Shes enough for 2 girls!

mmmmm, ass face......

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

 
nice come back emily!

i'm out like a midget at a high jump competition- From the mouth of the infamous Mr. G. Brittain

 
man i don't need comebacks for this thread...

all i have to do is post SOMETHING so that it heads back to the top.

at least that's what charles asked me to do.

i'm just following orders.

right charles?

Jess's life is cool. Not a joke. And she does EVERYTHING like it's her J O B.
 
He would jump onto a rail and bend it so it would look like this \/

'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
 
who wrote that!?!? they are a genius... charles isnt smart enough to write that...

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

'If you want to ride both ways get a snowboard.' -Some dumb dad talking to his poor son (who was begging for twin tips)
 
he is joking its funny coz heaps of you fucks thought he wasn't. haha. i hope.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
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