to all teh fake ass bitches on here...

bob_dole

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im sick and tired of watching all these fucks talk themselves up like they do, there are a LOT of people that do this and its fucking retartded. A LOT of the people that do this are girls, i could name a few but im not gonna, just look at the forums and youll begin to see who these fuckheads are. if you are in fact one of those fucheads, stop claming ! just stop making up lies of where you have been, where you live, wheat you can do, and whatthe fucker ever else. be yorue fucking self !

so fuck you too

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so it hasnt happened to just me?

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hahaha

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
this thread started down the drain.

~Jonny

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Agreed. If you had used sentence structure, proper spelling and less swearing, your message could have gotten to the people.

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don't start complaining about it, just ignore them. i bet this will trigger a hate thread on haters like you, hehe

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mostly everything that alot of people say on here is a joke

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why do you care soo much if what people say is true? does it make any difference to you as a person if people are not satisfied with their lives and have to make shit up? no man. its all good. keep up the lies people... it entertains me.

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ya its all about entertainment dude,leave it be,its not hurtin anyone,and if it is then suck my balls

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dave you are my hero

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yeah, i agree with what stef said, most of the stuff on here is just a joke anyway, like me for example, im not really fat, i just claim to be

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i hope you're not talking about me cuz i don't do that..but i do know what you mean there are a couple girls on here that will say anything to get guy's attention cough*masterbationthread

 
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courtney i don't think he was talking about you. anyways he should remember one of his 'friends' did a hell of a lot more lying around here than anyone else. most of the stuff nowadays is just joking around anyway. sounds like someone was in a pissy mood when he wrote that.

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Yeah, it is kinda annoying, but just let it be. Its not like they are going to read this thread and be like 'okay, im not going to lie about my identity anymore'.. Its funny when people make stuff up, it would get boring if everyone was completely serious

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hahaha yea id totally agree with you tahoe....that masturbation thread..what the fuck were those girls thinking/trying to prove?

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i know eh..i wonder who the stars of a thread titled 'top ten ways to look incredibly easy' would be?

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
im a fake ass nigga, at rhyme outs i gotz to dial 9 just to get a line out. i cum harder than r kelly at chucky cheeze, i got the steeze to have the teenz pleazedddddd. cuz im above you like standin on chairz, my babys mama aint gotz no puzzy hairs, aint cuz she shave..cuz she in the all up in da eigth grade. yo shitz is wack, stole yo album to sell it back.

~Jonny

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i dont lie, cuz i cant do shit! hahahaha! FUCK

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this site is a load of crap, let me rephrase it, people on this site are a load of crap

i really dont care what anyone on this site thinks of me, hence this comment, cause everyone hates me on this site anyways

you guys dont know me or anyone for that matter at all and dont have any right saying shit about them

alright right, im done

so bash me everyone....lets see how amusing this can get

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this site isnt a load of crap... it classes 1 on my favorite non-porn sites. seriously.

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no, i rephrased it and said the people

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nah... only a few persons ruin in all… but there are a lotta cool persons like yeti, lateralis, ski_pimp, etc..

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
 
oh shut your mouth joanna. people here only hate you because you lied so much. exactly what hennie was talking about..people lying.

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wow, chill bud

I must say jon, that's a pretty good story about the mud. lol

and hennie, I dunno what you are talking about. if you want to address it seriously, why didn't you just name names? you aren't being specific enough...do you mean girls who make themselves beleive they are skiiers to make themselves beleive they can actually do something besides fuck all the local guys? cause yea, those girls on here are annoying and need to be shot. there are some nice people on here tho, I'll give you that much.

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i invented LINE SKIS in my garage..wait no.. i dont have a garage.. ok under my trampoline i guess... and hey everyone used to hate me then i stopped bein a tool and takin shit seriously its only the net and people dont know who people are.. im sure if everyone on here knewe everyone else (stay with me) im sure they'd all be good friends but we can only know so much of a person by what he/she posts or comments on. anyone agree?

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sure bryan

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yeah man.

Carl

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i'm one of the few ppl that ever said 'you give the best head, sarah burke.'

I think i'm going crazy...
 
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'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
ok one time im sitting in my chair minding my own buisness. then BOOM something happens in my pants.....something that has never happened before, a feeling i have never experienced. a feeling so intense i was dumbfounded.

~Jonny

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Strate up geto shiet.

 
did a bone fall out of your hip smuggs?

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