To all my fatties:

What_A_Wookie

What_A_Wookie

Active member
Reasons to Date a Fat Kid:

1. We always finish what is on our plate.

2. We leave nothing over.

3. We always have seconds.

4. We love to eat all sorts of things and combo's.

5. We have played with tits before, so we know how to treat them.

6. We would go after fat chicks but things just dont work, not enough room, and not enough food, sorry. Any other chicks drop a line or a donut and we will get back to ya.

7. We make sure that we are satisfied to the fullest extent, and if ur not that u best be gettin in the kitchen.

8. The main reason to date a fat kid...'Fatty's need lovin' too!'

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
i seen a fat lady the other day at the grocery store and she was huge man,im talking huge like having 4 rolls on your forearm

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
i like cankles

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
Remember the story about hte fat lady who dropped her cake.. and cried?

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
haha i love this threqd

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
 
haha yea that story was great. Whose was it again?

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
The bigger they are, the more they have to offer, and the more there is to love, right Spam?

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
exactly, and more things to hold on to with bumpin uglys

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
 
had to bring this back.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
 
fat people are loads of fun.......literally

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
i do, its like a nice warm cozy blankey

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
 
...of lardy fatness, fat chicks are only cool if they are star jones

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
or the once hot now super ugly and repulsive anna nicole smith cuz you can record her voice and make everyone in the lift line run away therfore giving you first chair

biooootch!

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
 
I saw this lady at stanfords who had a belly that nearly touched the ground...it was sad and disgusting...also looked painful.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
fat chicks..if you cant find her hole...pick a roll!

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
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