TIPS FOR THAILAND

hugeairkid

hugeairkid

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I am off to thailand tomorrow....if any of you have been there can you drop me some information?

The only enemy agaist progression is FEAR!
 
don't bring any drugs, and don't believe anything street vendors tell you if they're trying to sell you a 'rolex'.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
you'll give the locals a laugh when you die trying to eat their food. some places make it even more insanely hot just to get a good show.

 
what is with these tips for: posts? first mexico, then thailand. whats next? antarctica? south georgia island?

i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
 
I'm here for a year dude. we should most definitely meet up without a doubt. PM me your email. got a phone while you're there? I'll take you to the cool places. Oh, and the best piece of advice I know of is to stay away from hookers.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
^ yes please do that. we don't want you coming back infected. check out all of the gold buddah's and temples they've got. those are amazing. stay away from the really poor parts. bring your own water or drink bottled and definitely don't forget anti-diarrhea medicine sometimes the food isn't so nice. also go check out the monks

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Badindy Baub
 
dont point your feet at anyone, dont touch anyones' head, dont make out in public, if you see a movie dont forget to stand for the king's song, uhhhh.....try not to be a complete ass like half the tourists here, dont spend all your time at Siam shopping, do use the skytrain and subway, and dont be out when it's dark in a sketchy area. Do not piss anyone off, you can bribe a cop with 200-500 baht, carry ID, if you visit Jatuchuck market make sure you bring a money belt and not a backpack.

the most usefull phrases:

hello: sawadee

how much: a nee tou rai

hungry: hew

bathroom: hong nam

where is the bathroom?: Hong nam u tee nai kraup.

thirsty: hew nam

1: nueng

2: sawng

3: sam

4: see

5: haa

6: hok

7: jet

8: baedt

9: gao

10: sip

11: sip et

12: sip sawng

13: sip sam

20: yee sip

21: yee sip et

22: yee sip sawng

30: sam sip

etc etc etc.

ALWAYS BARGAIN!

my cell phone is 091500860 give me a call anytime dude. I'm in school 8-4 most days, but I can skip whenever so go ahead and call. same goes for anyone visiting bangkok. There's nobody that skis here and I'm sick of it.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
my mom grew up in thailand

'...and i'm FRENCH! not all people in my country are stupid!'

- punk-rider

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips'

-freeze_pooter
 
DON'T CROSS BORDERS WITH DRUGS!!!

Can't emphasise that enough.

Know a bloke or two who have ended up in Thai jails.

It is so hectic and sketchy it is honestly terrifying.

Also avoid some of the Southern provinces that are real unruly at the moment.

Bribery is common place in Thailand, but be real careful doing it as a westerner.

My advice would be not to try unless you speak the language. Things can go wrong and that's all I'm saying.

Oh yeah and check out some of the breaks.

Thailand has some pretty sweet (and VERY warm) surf.

 
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