TIPS FOR MEXICO

skiforhead

skiforhead

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YA IM GOING TO MEXICO, TOMORROW. ANYBODY GOT ANY GOOD TIPS TO NOT GETTING JUMPED OR RAPED OR ANYTHING?

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Don't call anybody a spic...and don't steal their goat or anything....or wave a quarter in front of their face-they'll get jealus and steal it.

AK BC SESH
 
tips for Mexico; drink bottled water or tequila. Yes the cops will take your money. Dont carry more than your willing to give a dirty cop in your walet. IF you see a sign that says 'donkey show' go in that building. Wrap it up,twice. the naked children in the subway arnt really poor, dont give them money.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
You're getting dierreha (sp?) no matter what... so dont even try not to.. but be sure to eat the tacos al pastor!!!!!

what part of mexico are you going to go?

 
Stay in tourist areas do not go off into actual places and urban areas....u will get jumped....Do NOT i cannot stress this enough....eat at any roadside restaurant, shack, or basically any place that isnt full of asians snapping photos...you will get diahrea and you will regret it for the rest of your life

 
get some mexican money, and a phrase book. if you dont have a phrasebook and dont speak spanish, go to one of the millions of online translator sights, type in random phrases, and write them down in spanish. then, go to the shadiest place in town and start reading your list

i appoint myself official master of nothing
 
If anyone asks you questions, jsut say 'ohhh lo siento senior, no tienes pene?'

Also buy one of those switchblades, you never know when your going to need to stab a dirty mexican trying to steal your money.

 
hhaha im sorry mister, i don't have a dick

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'liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable'-Ice-is-scary

^^^^That is the textbook difference between Liberals and conservatives
 
I've been to mexico fourteen times, lived there for six months at one point, and written three books on the nations cultural practice and society. Here is my advice to you.

SEVEN SIXTEENTHS OF ONE INCH.

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Oh, and all that stuff up there was bullshit. I've only been to Mexico 3 times, and I mostly stayed at the resort.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I've been to mexico and as far as TJ is concerned dont sleep there hop back over the boarder and sleep in san deigo

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
^word

I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A BROKEN CAPS LOCK

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
no matter how drunk you get dont go to the side of any building and piss in a bush, the cops will get really mad if they see you and try to fine you or take you to jail

'have another wank over the fact that us dum aussies cant spell to save our lives and fuck wombats.'

- aussiepimp
 
F-TJ, go to Rosereto its like 30min from TJ by bus. Its a little cleaner, but I dont think that 2 many people will be partying there this time of year.

 
tijiuana is the shithole of the world. don't get any tacos from those little stands. its quite possible you'll die.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
I'VE ONLY EVER BEEN TO MEXICO ONCE, AND IT WAS CANCUN.. SO I'M SURE IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT THAN TIJUANA. BASICALLY, JUST BE CAREFUL TO DRINK BOTTLED WATER AND THINGS LIKE THAT, AND WATCH WHERE YOU EAT.

wink ;)

- Jason

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don't go to a whore-house, a guy i met down in mexico got head from a hooker and came back with 3 different STDs. And if you are gonna party off the resort, go with the DJ/host who works the 'disco' at your resort and go in a big group.

 
You can get tequila when ever where ever in the US

Bye a cheap switchblade and then throw it away before youe leave.Or sell it

IIIIFRNT
 
dude if your white it doesnt matter what you do if your in the right place. they treat u like a god

fuck a book
 
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