Tips for Girls

oh, and if a bluename quotes you, you gotta find out where he lives, bring him a sandwitch, get there and sex right there.
 
To make a man happy there are two rules. 1 .if he is talking listen. If he isn't, give him a blowjob. 2 after said blowjob make him a sandwich. ( in bothe sandwich and blowjob they must be made with passion to be done correctly, if not y even bother)
 
Guys we are being selfish... bitches love bacon too, so if a lady feels she is being treated unfair... we will wrap the bacon around the shaft of the already meaty dick... and slowly. but surely, feed them until the mouth has had its fair share of meaty goodness!
 
girls should make sure guys get home to a waiting BJ and steak-bacon sandwich, with a comfy chair / footrub combo and their favorite sport on HD tv.
 
Won't need to "light" him on fire, you need to get away quick, well because he will catch on fire anyway.
 
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Girls, Realize that men love to do nothing... its a fact

If you want a good relationship its time to learn that your gonna have to work. This is not saying that a man will not work at all they will contribute, but if you can learn to work in giving him your best effort, and accepting him not wanting to do much. you will be comparable to to a goddess. Why because no girls do this. you wanna stand out, do work!

examples, while having sex tell a guy you will handle everything (AWESOME)Make the guy some food while he's watching ski edits or sleeping (ORGASMIC)Even if you wanna go do something like dance, the man will participate if you put in the work to come snuggle up and slowly foreplay with him, man wants bj there give it to him, then he will go dance with you (MINDBLOWN)

just the way I see it
 
if we say hello = blowjobif we facebook friend request you = sexif we remember your name = sex

if we remember your birthday = anal

 
I wonder, why is it so much easier for women to get sex?

Men always have to try so hard, and girl approve/deny.

I would love to have girls as horny as boys...
 
at first i thought that was a plethora or fleshlights, the holy grail of every 15 year old horny virgin. The fact that its cupcakes is even better
 
Idk man, I'd feel a bit wierd eating a cupcake that appears to be on it's period, or has just been ravaged by a huge cock.

Also; steaks should be accompanied by blowjobs every day, not just on steak and blowjob day.
 
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