Tips for Girls

[Davy.Crockett]

troof

 

[Canepski]

obvious genius, genius is obvious

 

[Heart]

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

thats perfect, we can practice if you like

 

[304NordMan]

when a guy says something like "i like your attitude"...

you just heard him say "open wide, please."

 

[Bateman]

solid sexual harrasment right here

 

[sirschralpalot.]

followed by a pokemon conversation and/or a blowjob

 

[stupendous-man]

 

[Childstar.]

.

 

[alexat955]

Number 3 is so true

 

[amandarin]

 

[quaive]

Exactly... and I'm not referring to your mouth...

 

[erica]

You have no idea how many guys i've already picked up with your tips!!!!!!!! You should send this to cosmopolitan.

 

[richard.]

I guess all these tips can apply to your thread since you were asking what to do...https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/657979/

 

[cwillygood]

i lost

 

[tWalnuts]

who is this woman...

 

[BIGben*]

If one day a girl offers me bacon and a blowjob tobreak the ice, i will make sure you get some king of nobel prize.

 

[Porsntar]

Was this on epic mealtime?

 

[amandarin]

Ladies everywhere appreciate the advice

 

[FerrisBueller]

happy to have helped out! here are a couple of things that might help but doesnt apply to all men:

when you catch a guy staring at you in any situation ever he thinks you are fucking hot as shit and is pobly thinking about banging you and or looking at you naked.

when you're kissing a guy he is thinking about sex, so just fuck him, you both will love it.

always, and i repeat always, ask, 'wanna have sex' while or after kissing and it will work.

 

[Parrish]

lol

 

[JWD*]

AWEEE YEAHHH

 

[[creative]]

she gets it

 

[armadaski44]

If someone gave me bacon wrapped bacon id cum on the spot

 

[GBS]

Yeah, and a cool drink and sex.

 

[GBS]

THIS.

THIS.

THIIIIIIIS.

My dream world hahaha

 

[slore]

this is lame fo real

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

that. if i'm mackin and get stopped at the border, i have no idea what to do from there. soooo i guess wanna play cards or something? because this makes very little sense to me anymore.

 

[Mr.Gaga]

This.

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

we have similar icons

 

[insaneisaak7]

i wish i lived in a country were it was common courtesy girls to do this

 

[asapCferg]

oh my gosh every thing makes sense now!

 

[JStrathern]

lololol

 

[.frenchy]

Basically.

 

[FerrisBueller]

hahaahahhhahahahah

 

[Bateman]

the way pinknames contribute to this thread is hilarious.

 

[DaveM]

When in doubt, sandwich and a blowjob.

 

[gregorio]

Awkwardly touch hands in a crowd, sex right there

 

[bfulmer]

This might be my favorite thread ever

 

[FerrisBueller]

When a guy tells you you are pretty or any complement at all make sure you hive him a complement too its not like we dont love complements too. And if a guy istiref cook him food and give him a massage and you will have him for as long as you want.

 

[Kcin]

yes

 

[skiingute]

When a girl is talking to a guy there are 2 things that pop into his head: 1. I want to shut her up with my dick. 2. I'd wish she'd stop talking and we'd have sex. After the aforementioned should be a sandwich or other food items.

 

[562056961108]

http://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/500/medium/this_thread_delivers_ups_chick_amazon.jpg

 

[562056961108]

Doh! Help please

 

[RockyMountnHigh]

.

 

[Pussy_Sauce]

If a guy is touching you, he wants to have sex with you and will if you offer. Im talking shoulder to shoulder type of shit.

not

 

[GayWolf420]

 

[applejuice.]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah

 

[butter161]

you may laugh but its the truth

 

[applejuice.]

Oh no no, I totally agree..just thought it was hilarious.