Tips for Girls

Kcin

Kcin

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I always see these super long lists of advice/tips for guys on how to get girls so here is mine for girls to get guys.

1. If a guy is staring at you and you are attractive he wants to have sex with you so just do it.

2. If you are at a bar and a guy offers to buy you a drink buy him one or ten instead and give him a blowjob.

3. If you are self conscious or nervous around a guy you like a great way to "break the ice" is to tell him you are really interested in Pokemon followed by a blowjob and/or sex.

4. Don't ever play Maroon 5 in front of a guy you like. Ever. And if he starts singing along light him on fire.

5. If you are dancing with a guy and he gets a boner and you can feel it the best way to deal with it is to give him a blowjob so it goes away and you can get back to dancing.

6. Buy us food. The more meat the better in general. For example, bacon wrapped bacon.

7. All the aforementioned tips work in every situation so employ your new found knowledge immediately.

You're welcome girls
 
Number one made me chuckle.
another one is:
If your a cute girl and you make eye contact with a cute guy walking down the street just have sex with him because he wants too 100%
 
Unless, of course this was the girl

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If you see us looking at your tits, don't cover up. Just let up look. Or if you are wear a low cut shirt or tank top, don't put your hand over your tits. If you are so worried, wear a shirt that we can't see down.
 
If a guy sits next to you, give him a blowjob.

If a guy stares at you, give him sex.

If a guy talks to you, give him a 1 night stand...
 
During commercials of footballs games: blowjobsDuring halftime: Hardcore sex.

During the game: Shut the fuck up.
 
perfect !

if a guy says hi ,

let him pee in your butt.

if a guy says hello , let him defacate on your chest

if a guy doesnt say anything, make him a sandwich
 
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