Tinder

[averageMIskier]

Whats the most ridiculous/ awesome tinder lines you can think of or have used?

i.e.

"roses are red

violets are blue,

and i am pretty sure my dick belongs in you"

note: preferably successful

 

[Aidan-G]

Lets fuck

 

[goodnoooo]

this guy messaged me and said: "i'm just a dog looking for a bone, can you be my bone?"

lawl.

 

[Snowtorious_BIG]

What's Tinder?

 

[whoa-dere]

did you say yes

 

[goodnoooo]

nooo

 

[whoa-dere]

 

[-benedetto]

Hey how are things?

 

[1337]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/754942/

 

[J.M]

What's it like being the cutest girl on tinder?

On a scale from 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

"I don't play football, but you can coach me like Sandusky" is a favorite I use on Grindr

 

[MustBeMattyB]

got a hold of my buddies phone, liked like 100 bitches in a row

 

[Jeebus.]

wheres that one kids tinder that has been posted in a couple threads, that shit was a riot.

 

[Blurst]

hahaha classssic

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

"I'm not gay but $5 is $5"

 

[JAHpow]

"Do you like turtles?"

"Yeah"

"Wanna fuck?"

 

[1337]

tinder lovin or something like that hahaha

 

[Agamemnon]

Do you like tapes and CDs?Cos i wanna tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts

Didn't reply.

 

[deleted5]

I once said "hi" to a girl, o man good times with tinder, good times.

 

[gotti]

wow you got him good

 

[GaryColeman]

what da fuck is tinder

 

[Jane6]

*stationary

Get your mind out of the gutter, you sick twisted fuck

 

[Wulfty]

Roses are redViolets are blue

I have some a gun

So get in the van

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

"Roses are nice

Violets are cool

If you don't fuck me

I'll shoot up your school"

Gets em every time.

 

[SlurmrnHurnyBurn]

Honestly I can't get one girl to talk to me on there. I must one ugly ass mofucka

 

[deleted5]

talk or match?

 

[SlurmrnHurnyBurn]

Neither, but I'm not exactly sure how it works. I like girls, it's come to the point where I just like all of them. My friend told me they have to like you back in order to start chatting.

 

[Meeds]

eyy bb u haev sum fuk?

 

[theblackrod]

"If you sit on my face I'll eat my way to your heart". Works every time.

 

[theblackrod]

but seriously, if the girl is on there she is looking to make a connection with someone, just don't be boring...

 

[krum]

Big it DUP --- saddle up YALL and get ready to drop a sum DUECES!!!!

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[deleted5]

Great tinder story, this happened today I swear it. So I've been seeing this girl and we met via...... yeah. Anyhow I was talking to this other girl, on the same app, and I asked her to go out this weekend. she said yes and gave me her FB, I look at her profile and we have three friends in common, guess who one of them was? I look at her pics, and these two girl are in the first 20 pictures together on her page, and in at least 5 of her profile pics. I call up the first girl who I've already been seeing, and she goes "hey whats up I'm driving. I'm about to go pick my friend up from her school." I ask "Is her name by any chance sara -----------?" she goes "yeah how did you know that, we've been best friends since I was 10." me "promise you wont get mad."..............

 

[RimJobber]

Hahahahah thats where it got me

 

[deleted5]

She actually took it a lot better than I though. I was texting her all week, and wanted to hang out, so i could get my mind off finals, and she blew me off like 3 days in a row. She basically said "Well I did kind of tell her about you, but I didn't tell her your last name, or what you look like. I don't get this part, but she said because she new her, she's not mad. If it was someone she didn't know she'd be a little upset, I'd feel the exact opposite.

 

[krum]

cool story bro, go tell that to your mother bcuz we do not fucking care.

 

[deleted5]

You have to be thackel, and this is clearly a troll, why do mods let these people hang around?

 

[Kid.Kelley]

speak for yourself

 

[1337]

this is a horrible tinder story, what the hell? you matched with two friends and then told the first one her friend matched with you as well like it was some sort of sin.

You were supposed to set up a threesome you retard

 

[GirthBrooks]

^quoted for emphasis.