Time To Be Stereotypical !!!

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Ok So im gonna name four brands and i want YOU to describe the skier that you imagine rides that particular brand

THE COMNPANIES: LINE Armada Volkl ON3P J

**This thread was edited on Jan 22nd 2019 at 10:57:23am
 
LINE: either 2010 LTC clothes or tight max hill pants

Armada: ARR ARR ARR!

Volkl: Triple 18

ON3P: S W E R V E of crazy karl antics
 
13988950:CalumSKI said:
LINE: either 2010 LTC clothes or tight max hill pants

Armada: ARR ARR ARR!

Volkl: Triple 18

ON3P: S W E R V E of crazy karl antics
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Lol i just got done watching a LINE TC marathon to never relized how much of a beast Cole Drexxler and Ross were

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2019 at 10:58:46am
 
LINE: The coolest of cool and the steeziest of steeze (Not Biased lol) Armada: Baggy Sweatshirt Cant see legs due to snowpants and Arr Arr Arr

Volkl Quad 18 ON3P One swervy BoIiiIIi J Steezy
 
It's unfortunate that Magnum Condoms has dropped my sponsorship but I for sure wasn't the best representation of the brand (It's a size too large). But not all is lost with Magnum condoms and the ski world, they've picked up a skier who they think better represents the brand. I'd like to give a very special shout out to Magnum condoms newest sponsored athlete, Tim Durtschi.
 
Line: Eats lots of pizza

Armada: ARR AR AR AR AR ARR ARR and YEWWWWWWW

Volkl: time to kill self on biggest jump in the whilst wearing highlighters

ON3P: Ka kawwwww ka kawwww swerve

J: ?????
 
volkls can do dubs probably can't ollie

armada can on do a hand drag slide and a cork 3 but probably not much else

on3p can do an under bonk on a rail but never has hit a jump before

line is a little kid

j is someone who lives in Vermont and wants to support a local brand
 
Voekl - can do a dub but doesn’t know what a grab is

On3p - always sitting at the park hut smoking up, getting those solid two laps a day

Line - nice overall park skier

Armada - sends it on the whole mountain

J - the guy that’s already on his 8th season, but fed up with park cause he broke a rib once, now just buttering over the entire resort
 
13989153:bluntsblunts... said:
Voekl - can do a dub but doesn’t know what a grab is

On3p - always sitting at the park hut smoking up, getting those solid two laps a day

Line - nice overall park skier

Armada - sends it on the whole mountain

J - the guy that’s already on his 8th season, but fed up with park cause he broke a rib once, now just buttering over the entire resort
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Lol the J one XD
 
Line: Can probably spin at a higher RPM than a jet engine

Armada: Tryhard

Volkl: Either park noob or ski vet

ON3P: Bought it for the cool name, prolly likes VISHNU's

J: Knowledgeable skier who knows his shit and who started this game
 
13989254:bike.life.beck said:
Line: Can probably spin at a higher RPM than a jet engine

Armada: Tryhard

Volkl: Either park noob or ski vet

ON3P: Bought it for the cool name, prolly likes VISHNU's

J: Knowledgeable skier who knows his shit and who started this game
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sounds like someone owns a pair of j skis
 
So, remember that other thread you made where you said you were getting D's in your classes? Maybe it's because you can't count to 4 correctly.
 
Line- does weird tricks, older, likeable. Ski slides. Can do any rail trick but doesn't really hit jumps. Has never, will never enter a comp

J- total douchebag who got in a fight with joss. Always vaping. Named zack tushfan or something like that

Armada- mad steeze. Calls cool tricks "gangsta". loves 90s hip hop. Sagged

On3p- rave music. Ollies over a piece of ice and kids go crazy

Voekl- has highlighters on his feet. Can triple, but can't tailpress or nollie. Starts vlogs by saying "what's up guys"

**This post was edited on Jan 23rd 2019 at 12:08:03am
 
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