tight quotes

'post funny quotes here...' -stoof36

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
here are two quotes not funny in the least bit but are something to think about,

'Live simply so others can simply live' Ghandi

'The world will be at peace when the power of love overcomes the love of power' Jimi Hendrix

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~never be bought. never be sold~

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'there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant'

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
'''post funny quotes here...' -stoof36' -passion4this'- el gato

yea i killed that joke but whatev

go big or go home
 
''''post funny quotes here...' -stoof36' -passion4this'- el gato'- __east_coast__

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
haha... thats just too much.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence. I think not.

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
 
'Napolean, dont' be jealous cause ive been chatting with babes online, all day' -Kip

I'm White?

My dad shot a walrus once. Seriously. Im like an eskimo now.
-friedcheese
 
'''''post funny quotes here...' -stoof36' -passion4this'- el gato'- __east_coast__' i

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
'''''post funny quotes here...' -stoof36' -passion4this'- el gato'- __east_coast__' i< 3 snow'

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
'What? Women are things.'-Family Guy

'My fingers hurt, and my my palms are sweaty...damn guitar...'-Me

-Landis Tanaka
 
How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3, one to screw in the lightbulb, and two to throw feces at each other - Peter, Family Guy

 
^Someone told me something similar to that joke... But I didn't know it was from family guy. I just kinda stared at the guy. Haha, it's funny now though..

 
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what your asking yourself and the answer is yes, I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the octagon, but I also nick name my testie's my left one is James Wesfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noise Water. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

-PAT-
 
guns dont kill people, i kill people. happy gilmore!!!!!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
'I think we're not seeing heaven because somebody here doesnt believe in it. Maybe because somebody here is a J-O-O' -Cartman

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.'

'I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.'

'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'

'What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.'

'It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.'

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

'If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.'

'We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.'

'The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.'

'If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.'

WHO ELSE BUT...GEORGE W. BUSH

-PAT-
 
guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people - blue collar comedy

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

'if someone's standing in the way of your shot you can kick them in the balls repeatedly until they move or die' - SteveXs2

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
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