Thw worst excuse a girl gave you.

''I have the feeling you don't like me nearly as much as I like you''

BITCH I'M THE ONE ASKING YOU OUT!!!

and also same girl, after she said she wanted to take it slow, yet pressured me into fucking her a couple days later (I was reluctant because I knew she'd hold it against me since she told me she wanted to take it slow but hey, a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do). Anywho, a couple days after banging her, I ask her out for another day together:

''I'd prefer if we didn't see each other, I feel like it went too fast and we should just be friends''

FFFFFUUUUUUUU

..at least I got laid, I only marginally mad
 
I have to watch "The Voice" is a legitimate excuse 100%. Not gonna lie, but I would not miss my Adam Levine time for anything. But yeah, I hate making up lame excuses but sometimes you gotta do it!
 
A friend of mine got this girl a bunch of flowers so he could ask her to homecoming. He went to her house, asked her to homecoming, and she said, "No, I'm not going this year, I can't afford it." Low and behold there she was the night of the dance with some other guy.
 
"i have an identical twin sister and we always do everything together and she doesn't like you."

to be fair they were conjoined twins.
 
This was her excuse to not lick my nipples: "They're too hairy." And she's given me a bj when I hadn't shave for a solid 3 weeks. #BITCHESBETRIPPIN #bricksquadflackcockinmymouth #cantsfinddrunkthread
 
few things would make me madder at my girlfriend then her doing that. she goes to school 5 hours away and the drive fucking sucks
 
ive never gotten anything thats out of the ordinary. but i tend to attracts some kife looking girls sometimes so ill often fuck with them and say things like "cant hang out right now, im having a colonoscapy" then just stop answering
 
My one friend asked this girl to do something on night in front of a bunch of people and the girl said "I'm not sure, i might be sick that day."

hahaha so funny
 
I almost got rejected once. I was at this chick's house and she said "I really like you, but..."

I didn't let her finish. I pulled my dick out right there and all went well afterwards
 


/images/flash_video_placeholder.pngShe was the like this girl, except her vagina actually was handicapped.
 
One time this girl I liked told me that she could not go out and this was the excuse.. " My mom, dad and sister just got in a huge car accident.. both my parents died instantly but my 5 year old sister burned in the explosion for about 4 minutes" Like what a bitch right?..
 
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