Thumb tacks VS. Lauren

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Lauren9

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Fack, I'm in my dad's office walking around and I step on a ginormous thumb tack. But this wasn't any regular sized thumb tack, it was like an industrial sized thumb tack, just hanging out of my foot. And now my foot is bleeding and really sore. Who drops a HUGE thumb tack and leaves it there for some unfortunate person to step on?!?

.lauren.
 
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i was cleaning under my desk at work one day and slid my finger straight into an exacto knife blade. that thing went straight into my finger a good half inch. my boss thought my finger was ruined

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Ah! that sounds extremly painful...Once I was opening a can of pop and I took the underside of my thumb off..it was just floating in there...I don't drink pop to much anymore haha

.lauren.
 
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from a lacerated sky

bleeding it's horror

creating my structure

now i shout

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fuck, stepping on a normal thumb tack sucks. why were you walking around your dads office without shoes on?

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I call it his office, but its just a den in our house that my dad uses for his work stuff...I was just passing through when the bloody thing (litterally) attched itself to me

.lauren.
 
^^DunDunDun you stole my line!

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wow..... i see gay pride flag icons.... creepy.....

i once stepped on a niol through my shoe. it didnt poke me too hard for i was faster than that nail

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I stepped on a nail and it sucked. i took off my shoe and blood was squirting out. had to shoot out about 6 inches. The next morning i was in the most pain of my life.

Derek
 
shitty deal, i have bad luck with these things too. me and my bro used to play fight alot, and one time he had an exacto knife, i tried to grab it out of his hand, but i just ended up with a big gash about 4 inches long on the palm of my hand.

and just last year, we were putting in a new hard wood floor, and one of the 12 gauge staples just chillin out on the floor, i stepped on it, and it went through the soul of my boot, and straight into the ball of my foot. fuckin sucked having to pull that out of the boot and foot.

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Stepping on nails has to be the worste. When I tried to back a 2 by 4 in half, a nail was sticking out, and i jammed that into the soft part on my foot. Worste pain for the next 2 weeks.

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wow too bad you werent walking around in my house while i was jerking off on the couch and ooops you suddenly wind up sitting right on my ginormous cock then youd start bleeding and be really sore

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when i was in 6th grade i was opening a pineapple can, one of the metal ones and the top got stuck and i pulled it off and it cut my other hand and i had to go get 9 stiches, it was wicked funny

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^^Lateralis, I hate it when that happens to me, uh, I mean other people, uh, nevermind.

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i know this girl who had a nail go all the way through her foot.

and umm, did you have shoes on or what?

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tacks are trick mofos, they are always plotting aganst us humans

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hey lauren i think you can blame you dad for the tack if it was in his office in the house. hope you foot heals and you don;t have to have it amputated cause it'd be hard to ski with a stump, although i've heard girls with stumps are hot.

 
I stepped on a stingray once. The barb went 1 and 1 half inches into my arch. It was sweet. Actually it was the worst pain ive ever felt in my life.

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shit, this one makes me cringe more than any of the other stories here... pitchfork right between the toes.. ouch.

I've never stepped on a nail or anything... my cousin ran face first into a nail sticking out of a wall when we were little though, I think we were playing hide and seek tag in the dark, in the basement... Her screaming ended the game abruptly... sucked cause I was in a great hiding spot.

-katie
 
i was plying soccer in my basmen once (in my socks) and i accedently hit my foot on the corner of a glass table and about 5cm chiped off and went into my toe.

An then the next day it got infected. jeez so much painn

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU HAVE SHOES ON YOU SILLY GIRL

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great question... who walks around the office with no shoes?

commen sence doesnt play a big part in your life huh?

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that happened to me but with a three inch nail that went in to my foot two inches fucking hurt like a bitch

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I wasn't wearing shoes cause I was in my house, there was crapet on the floor....its just a normal room

.lauren.
 
^ yeah i never wear shoes around the house, why would i wear them in the den/office? That's like if you said 'I stepped on a knife in my kitchen" and people asking why the hell you weren't wearing shoes in the kitchen.

-katie
 
^^haha "the office" makes it seem like a work environment not a den or computer room

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Yeah I guess that's true, but if you read on you would have seen her clarify that:

Lauren9*

I call it his office, but its just a den in our house that my dad uses for his work stuff...I was just passing through when the bloody thing (litterally) attched itself to me

-katie
 
^^oh yeah i jsut read the first post and replied, gotya :)

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my bro stepped on a huge anil and it went through his foot

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When I was 5 my dad left a rusty nail out on the picnic table in the back yard. I was running around barefoot and stepped down on that fucker pretty good. I cried lots. I guess it hurt a little.

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At one point my dad impaled himself on a pitchfork through the stomach... it was pointing upwards and he fell on it. I think that beats out all other injuries I've ever heard of, and I've seen a guy cut halfway through his thigh with a rotary saw.

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^shit, what kinda injuries did your dad have from that? And similarly with your second one, my uncle cut halfway through his thigh with a chainsaw while cutting trees up and shit at my cottage... that was fucked up.

-katie
 
ever see a guy get a hockey stick right through the thigh??? yeah well you dont want to!!!!!!!!!

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ive seen someone get a skate to the neck. you could probably find the video somewhere. buffalo goalie, early nineties, skate, neck, blood

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i have some intensely big thumbtacks in my room actually, theyre like the size of my finger. one day one of those bastards is going to go rouge and take off my arm.

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i know a dumb kid that tried to pole vault straight over a pool cue- he didn't make it- went straight up his ass, tore his bowel apart and wrecked half his intestines. major surgery to fix that mess. he was a really dumb kid though so it didn't really surprise me.

 
clint malarchuck i think. something like that. wow, i remember that, itw was sooo nearly deadly.

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