throwing shit under the chair

dude_le_skibum

dude_le_skibum

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dude. so i'm ridding the chair and this kid, he was snoolerblading (poor kid) threw his empty juice box down the chair. i'm sitting in the chair behind, so i'm like asking him why and all. he's like yo hablo espanol. so i start speaking to him in spanish, oh he got caught there. then we get to the top. he starts skating away in fear. the kid ridding pooper scoopers of course he's going nowhere. i caught up to him. anyway. the poor kid. he couldn't put 2 words straight.he was shocked. anyway. don't throw stuff down the chair. common respect the nice nature thats around you. juice box, beer cans, trail maps. cigarette butches, roaches and all don't belong there. there's garbage cans everywhere.

i think i turned into a hippie.

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roaches... they shoudl be smoked untill there gone, not thrown away

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one time i hit a can and caught my edge and fell, it was very funny

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pee in a condom and drop it on someone

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
you obvisouly have Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much spare time

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those yoplait tubes they were giving out were all over the mountain.. the snoshow had to pick it up.. suckers

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no i seen it on a movie,it was a hilarious ski movie but i forget the name,the guys name was willy and he was a complete dork

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
at aspen you can actually get fined for that shit.

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my buddy and i were chucking snowballs of the chair lift about a year ago and i hit some lady right in the face, she bailled hard.it was hillarious. kind of dangerous come to think of it. dont worry, she was ok

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i throw down stuff under the chair, seriously, the blackcomb park is sick....

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There is a tree on Mt. Washington that the chair goes by real close, and there is always girls underwear thrown on to the branches of the tree. Bras and thongs and stuff, every couple weeks there is new stuff hanging there. It's pretty funny.

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yea there is always an underwear chair, everywhere

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there's always all kinds of GARBAGE under the lifts

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hah, thats pretty funny base

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man, baker needs an underwear tree. the girls' must be pretty talented to take their skibbies off on the chair

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that movie with the pee filled condom is downhill willie. i saw some kids connect there poles and hang them down to the ground. I don't know why they did it but it was pretty cool.

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yeah thats retarded throwin shit off like that, one local mountain has a trash can under the lift, and thats good because everyone throws their shit at that and its all in one place for them to pick up

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