Throwing a house party

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j.bird

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I just walked around with a video camera, and taped where everything is, and I made a list of expensive shit to hide, anything else? I've never actually partied at my own house. Precautions?

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
hahaha keep it chill and dont tell anyone till u want ppl there. hahaha dont worry about it tho ur probably fucked as it is

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whatever you do dont drink so much yoiu pass out... then you're completely fucked. If you dont want your shit messed up, stay somewhat sober

 
if its an open house..make sure everyone just doesnt park in front of your house so that its obvious ur having a huge party..tell people to park all along ur street..unlessy you live in back of everyone or in the middle of no where

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haha one time, while a friend of mine was in college, he and his friends rented out a huge mansion outside of the campus. and to pay for the rent, they used to throw huge thrashers at it, 5 bucks entry fee. they used to get 200-500 kids a night at these things. the mansion also had an empty pool, so they let kids skate and shit in it.

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also you might what to clear shit up with the neighbors if you live on street with retarted neighbors..last two parties ive been to the po po came so you should jsut say taht ur having people over and there will be no alcohol or somethin..its always better to be careful

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thats such a good idea, video taping everything that is...i have to remember that one

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cardboard the carpet. its a good idea. and just put all your stuff in one room you don't want broken. but cardboard is key. don't expect people to take their shoes off. well it depends. you say party so i assume you mean 60+ people , so they don't take shoes off. just throw a sheet over bookshelves or something. tkae some pictures down that are worth something. etc.

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if you have keys to the doors or anything, then you should lock the doors to rooms you dont want peopel to be in

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i dont know... if you live in the suburbs youre pretty much screwed because things get loud and neighbors talk

Just Fucking Ski
 
yea basically, in the 'burbs, you gotta have parties away from close neighborhoods and stuff..otherwise.. guaranteed fuckage

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i just had a party at my house and got everything pretty clean except one minor spot..... someone puked in my mom's closet all over her nice shoes and clothes and i didn't notice it. then she gets home and finds it..........

but if you are going to have a party at your house don't be a pussy about it. just be prepared to clean in the morning and tell your friends to help you clean in the morning or else they aren't really your friends.

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i hate kids that puke... they should die...

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get rid of all glass

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im gonna start planing my party for next april, ya im gonna try and throw a show in my basement, im mad hyped jam like 60 people in my basement with about 7 foot ceiling, and just try and figure out how to keep them down there

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i live in the middle of nowhere and most of the parties happen in empty fields

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try a party liek on the fone commercial. just text every one directions to a barn in the middle of nowwhere and throw a huge show

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
yeah none of those options would work, because the only reason i was throwing this was because i had an empty house. All went well, except at about 2 12 ish, a lot of people we didn't know started showing up, and it was cool, because i had seen them around so it wasn't a big deal. Then at around 2 ish, and my little brother tells me his 400 dollar paintball gun, his friends cell phone, and ipod shuffle, and a 5th of kettle one from my moms liquor cabinet all got jacked. I locked all the doors, but when he came home, like a retard, he opened his room, and then left the door open. Not just unlocked, but wide open. So i iknew who these guys were riding around with and where they were going so i went to this guys house where they were going and i get in and i say one thing about it and they just start denying it hardcore, like really suspiciously. So i keep at it, and mind you i am pretty drunk, i eventually get a gun pulled to my face. At that point i was like fuck it man, keep the shit, and i left. So now i payed 50 dollars on beer, and i owe about another 700 dollars in stuff to my bro and his friends. Plus this kids mom that phone got stolen, called this morning to see where he was, but his phone was off so she called the house number here, and asked him why his phone was off, and he just goes, "sorry it's dead" so now i gotta get him a new phone before the end of the day before she notices, and get it activated.

SHITTTY NIGHT

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
put tarps over your expensive furniture... my bro had a party at our house once, and someone puked all over the couch

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

 
i wouldnt replace any of that stuff its your bros fault that the stuff in his room got taken and far from your fault about someones phone getting ganked.

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my friend;s parents left and he invited like 100 kids and 300 showed up and his hole house got fucked up, kids were down everywhere like jumpin off the roof and shit

 
ya drunk people steal stuff, my friend got his xbox stolen when we were out by the bonifre, well we kicked there ass and got it back so its straight

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
its obvious people are gonna steal shit, i wouldn't have a house party anyway because of that. that sucks really bad i hope u get all that shit back and that phone haha

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Final verdict.

My cousin who was stayin with us for the week, flipped out, and told my mom everything. What we were doing, what was stolen, and a bunch of other shit. Keep in mind his is the girl who buys me beer, and other alcohol, and has always been extremley cool about everything. She thought someone snuck into her room and took the keys to her car and took it. Turns out, it was my little brother, and my cousin was scared and she just told my rents everything. So basicly now i am fucked because i owe a lot of money, and my step dad no joke, beat the names out of me, of the people i knew who were there. The group of people who just decided to show up and ransack my house i didn't even know, and there was like 12 of them, about 3 years older than me, and pretty fuckinf sketchy dudes. so my step dad (big ass crazy ass mofo) starts calling people on my phone accussing these guys and threatening them with the cops, after getting one of there numbers, and the guy goes, "don't let you kid out of the house, you'll be sorry bitch" and hung up.

hahahhahahah so now i am fucked in every way possible, and i still don't have the shit back, nor am i ever going to get it.

if i could turn back time...

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
sounds like a sweet party

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
unless your sure that you wont get introuble or anything, dont haev a house party..save it for the next person.

m gunna start a company called "4SKN", we'll sell penis clippers to moyals, it's super progressive.

-epimitheus

"Win or lose, we booze."

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wow, that sucks. if you have that much shit to worry about before you acually throw the party, you should probably just not throw it.

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"The worst is when it's towels and you get out of the shower

smelling squeaky clean and then dry off and you smell like a brick of cheese."

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lol, while it lasted, it was fucking cracking. Let alone the girl i've been after for a while slept over, and it was fucking sweet.

ahhh i think im gonna go die now. peace

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
yeah just keep it chill with only your super homies and their super homies and have every one take off you shoes and dont get too drunk in case you have to deal with unexpected shit.

Oh shit i shot marvin in the face!
 
^hahahah take off your shoes. thats the least of anyones worries..wtf?

m gunna start a company called "4SKN", we'll sell penis clippers to moyals, it's super progressive.

-epimitheus

"Win or lose, we booze."

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lol, i don't think anyone actually read the thread. The party has already been thrown, and brought down, in all it's glory.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
i had a killer house party this weekend. nothing went wrong except for the huge mess...which i will pick up over this week. fun time.

G R I P S E T
 
bad luck bro ham. shit happens, roll with it.

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wow, latest update. My stepdad is now accussing my brother of faking the theft on his friends shit. His little friends is a scurvy little lying bitch, and no one likes him. So i think atleast for the phone and mp3 player, im off the hook.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
hahahaha way to be optimistic

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
take every expensive shit, like things that are ur parents property (if ur living with parents), other expensive stuff, maybe the TV if u dont really know the ppl that are coming, put all the stuff u take in a room and lock door, also make sure to lock every other room that u dont want ppl to get into.

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i had one hous party once, until i found someone having sex in my bed. thats disturbing

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thanx, thats just how i roll

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
i had kids come to my house to a bonfire and literally blame my firneds for ash getting on there clothes like my buddies control fire or some shit. i live a bit outta town and so these kids got on there mobile phones and started calling people. i calmly told them they were a half hour from there connections and I was 10 minutes from mine. some kid was like shadow boxing the air and everyone else was laughing at him. its great to see kids who are the wanksta bitches who break up city house parties come out of there area and become the laughing stock.

Im RICK JAMES bitch
 
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