Thoughts we've all had

Here's some other ones:

Everytime you notice a typo, you look down at the keyboard to see if the letters are close to each other.

There's no worst feeling than getting in the shower and suddenly have to poo. Pooing while you're still wet is not fun.

Adhesive tape willl most likely stick on everyting else (even your fingers) than what you want to stick with it.

 
heres another:

You wish you could pause time just so you can hurt someone very badly or do other... questionable activities.
 
Some of these are absolutely great.

I have already seen this, but it is amazing, and a ton of them are completely true, and happen all the time.
 
"Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk."

EVERYFUCKING DAY

"How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?"

Three Times.
 
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I always wonder about the driving behind the cops one... haha thank you so much for giving me that many awkward moment breakers though
 
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